F*ckboy Olympics: And the Gold Medal Goes To…
American women absolutely dominated in Rio. And back home in the U.S., we are dominating in many other ways, including swatting away fuckboys like our lives depend on it. Yes, the real Olympics ended last night, but sadly, the Fuckboy Olympics are ongoing. In fact, they’ll never truly end as long as douchebros are sending mass booty texts to













