Studies Say This Is the Hottest Halloween Costume a Guy Can Wear in 2016
Men’s Halloween costumes can be kind of tricky. I mean, when you really think about it, what can you see a guy wearing Halloween that would really make you want to fuck him? Sure, there’s the obvious cop and firefighter, but there are also those weird costumes that somehow make a guy look hot, you know, like a full-on gingerbread man suit, or whatever.
Well, according to research done by PlentyOfFish, the hottest Halloween costume for guys in 2016 is Batman.
Are you surprised? Well, you shouldn’t be. Because Batman is sexy as fuck, has commitment issues, and is loaded. Also, I was Batman for Halloween in pre-school, and I like to think of myself as a trend setter.
Another shocker is that because guys are idiots, instead of being Batman, tons of dudes are being The Joker, 28 percent, according to the research.
Jared Leto may be able to pull that whole psycho look off (and even then it’s a stretch), but your average joe certainly cannot. Good luck getting laid this year guys!
