The 2016 Celeb Naughty & Nice List
Santa Claus has a lot of little brats to monitor all year round while he’s deciding who’s naughty and nice, so he might not have time to watch over the adults.
Lucky for him, we’re here to monitor all the celebs. We see them when they’re sleeping, we know when they’re awake, we know if they’ve been bad or good AND we’ll tweet the shit out of it either way.
Here’s our list of how the celebs rank this year.
Naughty
Donald Trump because he’s just the biggest creep (racist, homophobe, psychopath, etc. etc.) to ever exist.
Liam Hemsworth because he bought Miley Cyrus the ugliest birthday present ever.
It wouldn’t be Lindsay Lohan‘s first time on a Naughty List, and we’re sure it won’t be her last. This year LiLo shaded Ariana Grande and developed a terrible fake accent.
Lena Dunham became the most annoying and unfunny celebrity of 2016.
Kris Jenner because she may or may not be Becky With The Good Hair?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Kylie Jenner because she thought a chicken was a pig once this year and that’s one time too many.
Kendall Jenner wouldn’t support gun control due to fear of being “too controversial” as if the Kardashians have never been controversial before…
Better yet, the entire Kardashian/Jenner Family for slamming the brakes on their constant flow of DRAMA and instead forcing us to be satisfied with Rob & Chyna breakups for the latter portion of 2016.
Nice
Jasmine Tookes tops the nice list because she ate like a BOSS on Thanksgiving just a few days before the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. No more crash diets in 2017!
Selena Gomez is the cutest human being to ever exist and she gave the cutest speech at the AMA’s and everyone should be more like her.
The only thing more adorable than Gigi Hadid is baby Gigi Hadid singing Christmas songs. Automatic placement on the Nice list for the next 10 years.
Margot Robbie because she’s the most chill.
Lady Gaga staged a protest against Donald Trump’s presidency outside of Trump Towers wearing a bomb outfit, becoming the definition of stressed, depressed, but well-dressed.
Paris Hilton because she’s a Galore cover girl and because she started every trend you’ve ever worn.
And last but not least, Sofia Richie (also a Galore cover girl. YAS.) created a squad of her ex’s exes because #chicksbeforedicks. Let us all be that mature and girl power-oriented in 2017.
