Donald Trump Made Disgusting Comments About a Teenage Lindsay Lohan

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One thing that dudes with “crazy” exes have in common? They’re all way crazier.

Seriously, we’ve said it before and we’ve said it again, but all dudes who call girls crazy are actually the crazy ones (or simply misogynistic and dumb). And although we’ve proved it previously, Trump’s latest statements really hit this one home.

In even more disgusting audio files leaked from Trump and Howard Sten’s 2004 interview, Trump and Stern both agree that they love crazy girls.

But the thing is, I think we can all agree that the craziest thing about any girl that Trump and Stern have fucked is the fact that the girl agreed to sleep with one of them in the first place. But then again, maybe she didn’t agree, since Trump has no problem just taking what he wants since he’s “famous.”

From CNN:

“What do you think of Lindsay Lohan?” Trump asked Stern.

“I think she’s hot,” responded Stern.

“There’s something there right?” Trump said. “But you have to like freckles. I’ve seen a, you know, close up of her chest and a lot of freckles. Are you into freckles?”

“I’m not into freckles, but the red hair thing I like. I like her on the cover of Entertainment Weekly,” said Stern.

“Now does the father wreck, does that bother you a little bit?” Trump asked later in the conversation.

“Howard feels that the father being a wreck is a good thing,” interjected co-host Robin Quivers.

“Oh yeah, because first of all, if the father’s a wreck like the way he is–” Stern said.

“Right,” said Trump.

“Can you imagine the sex with this troubled teen?” said Stern.

“Yeah, you’re probably right,” Trump said. “She’s probably deeply troubled and therefore great in bed. How come the deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they’re always the best in bed?”

Stern responded, “Because they’re looking for love, they’re looking for positive affirmation, they’re looking for a father figure who will love them and tell them they’re wonderful and they’ll never be enough. No matter many times you tell them they’re beautiful, no matter how many times you tell them you love them they want to suck it up more. They would drain you like a vampire until your head caved in if they could get more love.”

“Well I have a friend Howard who’s actually like a great Playboy, I mean, I don’t say this about men, this guy does very well,” said Trump. “He runs silent, runs deep as they say, like a submarine. He will only look for a crazy women. He says, ‘Donald, Donald, please, please, I only want the crazy women.'”

“They’re desperate,” adds Stern.

“What is this guy all about,” said Trump. “But for some reason, what I said is true. It’s just unbelievable. You don’t want to be with them for long term, but for the short term there’s nothing like it.”

So basically, Trump and Stern that not only do they like to imagine fucking 18-year-olds that they’d never have a chance with, but they love crazy girls.

If you ever meet a dude who says his ex is crazy, you should run the fuck away. But now that you know he’s basically equivalent to Trump, you should sprint your ass out of there even faster.

In the mean time, make sure to only date guys who think you’re “crazy hot.”

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