How To Talk Dirty In Gaelic
It’s St. Patrick’s Day. So instead of texting all of your friends something basic like “top of the mornin’ to you,” why don’t you text them something a little bit hotter?
Here’s how to talk dirty in Gaelic.
1.Â Ba mhaith liom tÃº anseo anois
Translation: I want you here now
Because Gaelic is an archaic language, itsÂ equivalents to “D” or “bae” have been lost to history. But that doesn’t mean you can’t express to yourÂ S.O.Â that you wish they were here (preferably on you).
2.Cad atÃ¡ tÃº ag caitheamh?
Translation: What are you wearing?Â
This flirtyÂ phrase was golden before smart phones were even a thing.
We all know that you’re never actually wearing what you tell your boo, but it doesn’t make asking him any less fun.
3.Â Faigh i mo dhiaidh
Translation: Get behind me
No explanation necessary.
4. A ligean ar a bheith ina n-aonar
Translation: Let’s be alone
The perfect thing to text to that drunk guy in shamrock goggles when you want to ditch the crowded bar and go make out by the dumpster outside.
5.Â An fÃ©idir liom a cheannaÃonn tÃº beoir?
Translation: Can I buy you a beer?
This isn’t technically dirty talk, but beer gets some dudes pretty pumped.
Besides, it’ll be useful for you today.
6. Ba mhaith liom a pÃ³g tÃº
Translation: I want to kiss youÂ
Give out some kisses… even if he’s not Irish!
7. PÃ³g mÃ³ thoin
Translation: Kiss my behind
Not exactly hot, but sometimes you just need to get sassy on a bro, you know?