Emo Song Lyrics You Can Use As Pick-Up Lines
With apps like Bumble leading the way, there are more chances than ever to test out some new pick-up lines.
But why spend time attempting to craft a brand new line when you could look back to some of your OG fave emo songs for inspiration?
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Sure, you might scare away the potential bae with your talks of slitting his throat, or he’ll recognize the reference and you guys can bond about your old emo personas before falling madly in love.
Here are some of our faves for you to use, because “RAWR XD” is so overplayed these days.
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1.
“The truth, is you could slit my throat. And with my one last gasping breath I’d apologize for bleeding on your shirt.” – “You’re So Last Summer,” by Taking Back Sunday
I mean honestly, if nobody takes this offer they’re blowing it!
2.
“I’d walk through hell for you. Let it burn right through my shoes. These soles are useless without you.” – “A Walk Through Hell,” by Say Anything
Only use this if the potential bae is actually hotter than hell. Otherwise, pass.
3.
“Would you believe me if I said I didn’t need you? ‘Cause I wouldn’t believe you if you said the same to me.” – “Skeptics and True Believers,” by The Academy Is…
A little desperate for a first message? Sure, but they’ll probs just love you more.
4.
“Could this be out of line? To say you’re the only one breaking me down like this? You’re the only one I would take a shot on.” – “Contagious,” by Acceptance
Show your latest Tinder match your unwavering devotion with this zinger!
5.
“Cut my wrists and black my eyes so I can fall asleep tonight” – “Ohio is For Lovers,” by Hawthorne Heights
Be careful with this one. For God’s sake.
6.
“I’m ready to get caught up in the moment, but not in the right way.” – “Poppin’ Champagne,” by All Time Low
A little bit naughty, a little bit emo, and a little bit of Alex Gaskarth, what could possibly go wrong?
7.
“Stab my back, it’s better when I bleed for you.” – “Stab My Back,” by The All-American Rejects
Make sure they know you mean in the figurative sense, not the literal sense!
8.
“But if you fall back into my life, I promise you I would never let another day just pass us by. I could never leave this world undone, I want to be your only one.” – “Fall Back Into My Life,” – Amber Pacific
Perfect for reaching out to your ex via drunk text! They won’t know what hit em!
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9.
“We should get jerseys, ‘cuz we make a good team. But yours would look better than mine, ‘cuz you’re out of my league.” – “Must Have Done Something Right,” by Relient K
He’s not really out of your league, but he’ll love the ego boost.
10.
“Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you, over again, don’t let me change my mind. I won’t live to see another day, I swear it’s true. Because a girl like you is impossible to find.” – “Fall For You,” by Secondhand Serenade
If you’re the type of person who has zero chill, here’s a creepy ass line for you!
11.
“The internet was made for lovers, Ohio is just for suckers. I think I’ll never go outside, ’cause everyone I love is online.” – “Dot Com,” by Secret Secret Dino Club
I mean, valid.
12.
“You are the one, you’ll never be alone again. You’re more than in my head.” – “You Are The One,” Shiny Toy Guns
Maybe replace “head” with “iPhone screen?”
13.
“I’d arrest you if I had handcuffs. I’d arrest you if I had the time. I’d throw you down in the backseat as if you committed a terrible crime.” – “Handcuffs,” Brand New
Honestly, who wouldn’t want to get naughty while Brand New plays softly in the background?
14.
“I keep telling myself I’m not the desperate type, but you’ve got me looking in through blinds.” – “7 Minutes In Heaven,” by Fall Out Boy
This isn’t stalker-ish at all or anything!
15.
“Can you hear me? Are you near me? Can we pretend to leave and then we’ll meet again when both our cars collide?” – “Helena,” My Chemical Romance
It’s kind of like asking a/s/l, but more eloquently.
