13 Times Rihanna Gave Zero F*cks in 2016
Rihanna never gives a fuck, but this year she really DGAF.
From curbing her boyfriend on live TV after he told the world he loved her to designing $80 sandals, here’s a list of all the times Rihanna DGAF this year.
1. When Rihanna released a song about making a relationship work with her ex
It seems crazy now, but people really freaked out when the news first leaked that Rihanna and Drake had filmed a music video for a mysterious new song called â€œWork.â€
After all, the last weâ€™d heard, Drake was still heartbroken after things didnâ€™t work out with Rihanna the last time â€” had something changed, or were they just trolling us?
Oh, what a wild ride we were all in for.
2. When Rihanna released an $80 slider
They weren’t anything special, and yet we still spent our money on them anyway.
It’s like Rihanna knows us better than we know ourselves.
3. Literally Everything AboutÂ ANTI
Have you heard ANTI?
Then you already know.
Since Samsung paid for the whole thing, Rihanna got to do whatever she wanted and she took advantage of it.
With the exception of “Work,” she Â didn’t put out any songs that sounded like a traditional Rihanna banger, and when Tidal fucked up her album release, she shrugged it off andÂ gave it away for free herself.
Because Samsung had already paid for it and she was gonna get certified platinum within the next 14 hours either way.
4. Every time she twerked up against her ex
But specifically when they performed it at the BRIT awards because that was the first time we saw it happen.
5. When she released an expensive pair of sunglasses after only working on them forÂ one day
In May, Rihanna announced sheâ€™d collaborated with Dior to design a special $840 pair of sunglasses that she only spent a whole day thinking about.
Hereâ€™s what she said:
â€œThe process was pretty seamless. I spent a day at Dior with their eyewear design team. I started by looking through all the archives to see what theyâ€™ve done in the past, then got acquainted with all the new materials. I literally sat there and drew and drew until I was happy with the design, and the team illustrated it for me right then and there. We picked materials and colors that same day, and after that it was a matter of weeks before I saw the first prototype.â€
6. When she fell off that swan pool float
Who cares about falling off a swan pool float when you successfully managed not to spill a single drop of wine?
Rih fell off her swan float to save her wine!🍷😩😂😂 (no sound)🚫 pic.twitter.com/Z7W0u17Hyg
â€” Rihanna’s Snapchat (@RihSnapchat) June 1, 2016
7. When her friend wanted to take some drunk, no-makeup photos
I think I speak for the majority of women out there when I say the idea of aÂ makeup-free bathing suit photo shoot is a nightmare â€” especially if I knew the photos were going to end up all over the Internet.
Well, thatâ€™s why Iâ€™m not Rihanna. Because Riri donâ€™t cur. Probably because this is what Riri looks without wakeup.
8. When she curbed her maybe boyfriend on live television
9. When she got a shark tattooed on her ankle
Right after Drake daredÂ to try kissingÂ Rihanna at the VMAs, Rihanna showed Drake she was sorry for curbing him by getting a tattoo of a shark on her ankle.
Why a shark?
Because Drake and Rihanna had just gone on an aquarium date and sheâ€™s apparently sentimental as fuck.
As it turned out, just over a month later, Drake and Rihanna broke up, which provides us with an excellent lesson we already knew but somehow seem to forget time and time again: never get a tattoo that reminds you of your boyfriend unless youâ€™re 100% sure that when you inevitably break up you wonâ€™t fly into a rage or start taking shots of vodka and emotion like a soft ass chump whenever you catch a glimpse of it in a mirror.
10. When she designed a $4,000 pair of shoes that literally nobodyÂ besides Rihanna could wear
When Rihanna first designed these belted boots, the world wasnâ€™t ready to embrace boots that were also assless chaps, but now, almost a year later, thanks to Kendall Jenner, civilians are now ready to embrace its inner bad girl.
11. When she wore a Hillary Clinton t-shirt that was actually a Rihanna shirt
Election day is as good a time as any for celebrities to prove how political and woke they can be, unless youâ€™re Rihanna, and then itâ€™s just another chance to remind the world how awesome you are.
12. WhenÂ Rihanna shaded all her exes hard on Instagram
For a hot second there, it looked like Drake and Rihanna were going to make things work, but then rumors started flying about how they were both seeing other people and before you know it Rihanna posted a meme about how much all her exâ€™s suck, which seemed too timely to be accidental.
13. When she designed a backpack that was also a coat
This confusing bomber backpack can be yours for a mere $450!
And just in case you were wondering, you can’t actually wear it as a jacket as the sleeves don’t work, so it’s just a backpack that looks like a jacket.