What To Wear If You Want to Fit in With Trump’s America
There are lots of stereotypes associated with Trump voters.
Some people claim they’re all uneducated, some people assume they all sleep with guns under their pillows, but one thing’s for sure: they have their own distinct fashion sense.
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Galore TV’s Victoria Brandt was on the ground at the first day of the inaugural festivities, capturing Trump supporters’ finest fashions.
This woman seemed to want to dispel the rumors about Trump lovers being broke and uneducated, so she decided to bring out her baddest and bougiest look. She definitely got the Trump fam’s ladies-wear-white memo.
Other voters seemed concerned that their camouflage clothing did not seem to hide them from the camera.
But wherever you looked, even among the classic-dad navy blue windbreaker, there were those red “Make America Great Again” hats everywhere. The hats that, by the way, were made in China. Lolz.
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Some outfits were confusing, making you wonder whether you were at an inauguration or at a fraternity kegger for some America themed party… or maybe even St. Patrick’s Day.
Other outfit choices seemed as if they were parodies of themselves. I mean, c’mon dude, a camo jacket, sequined American flag bow-tie, and a Trump cap? Extra.
This supporter chose to wear the exact same style of jeans that my sister’s boyfriend chose to wear to our family’s Christmas Eve dinner. Needless to say, he’s now her ex.
That little kid may not have any idea what the fuck is going on, but the sadness still lingers in her eyes. It may be because of her father’s unfortunate fashion choices, but one day it’ll be because her dad voted for an alleged rapist over her rights. Yay America!
