An In-Depth Analysis of the First Family’s Inauguration Garb
Unless you’ve been living under a rock than you know today’s the day everybody’s least favorite bigot got to become the most powerful man in the country.
To celebrate this momentous day, all the members of his family showed up and wore clothes they thought would look good on camera while also making themselves look like their fame isn’t built around a reality show.
Most of them failed.
But here’s our in-depth analysis of what they all wore anyway.
Melania is one of the few members of the first fam who was officially dressed by a designer, but you almost wouldnâ€™t know it by how poorly her outfit fit her.
â€” ABC News (@ABC) January 20, 2017
This was actually a running theme in the Trump familyâ€™s outfits, which leads me to believe their personal tailor voted for Hillary.
Melania wore a powder blue cashmere Ralph Lauren dress with a matching cashmere jacket and suede gloves to the inauguration, and tied her usually free-flowing hair back into a classy-rich bish looking ass updo.
Or to put into laymen’s terms, MelaniaÂ wore an updated version of what Jackie Kennedy wore to her husbandâ€™s inauguration, which makes sense â€”Â plagiarism is practically synonymousÂ with Melaniaâ€™s brand at this point.
Jackie Kennedy vs Melania Trump
â€” San Frexit (@San_Frexit) January 20, 2017
That’s actually Katie Holmes playingÂ JackieÂ on the left, but you get the idea.
A day earlier,Â for the inaugural concert, Melania wore a black Norisol Ferrari military-style knee-length coat and matching dress and literally nobody cared because they couldnâ€™t take their eyes of Ivanka.
Donald and Melania Trump Inaugural Concert Photo credit AP Photo/Evan Vucci pic.twitter.com/cw91ijliVu
â€” Traditional American (@RightWingAngel) January 19, 2017
Welcome to the next four years of your life, Melania.
â€” Vogue Magazine (@voguemagazine) January 20, 2017
While weâ€™re still trying to figure out whether or not Ivanka was officially dressed by the designer or not, our moneyâ€™s on not.
Ivankaâ€™s been a lifelongÂ fan girl of the brand, so we wouldnâ€™t be surprised if she bought it herself.
And earlier, for the inaugural concert, she also wore an Oscar de la Renta dress and coat. â€¨And it was green so everybody looked at it and “oohed” and “aahed” at how great and sophisticated she looked.
But the best part is, she was wearing her own shoes.
I don’t care what you think about her father. Ivanka Trump is goals. pic.twitter.com/s9vRsCn1TF
â€” Autumn Price (@AutumnDawnPrice) January 19, 2017
She may not be in charge of the label anymore, but that doesnâ€™t mean she canâ€™t still represent.
For the inauguration itself she somehow ended up wearing the K-Mart version of Ivankaâ€™s outfit.
And even though Tiffany tried to hide this by wearing pearls and gloves to class it all up, she was forced to stand next to Ivanka all day, so everybody noticed anyway.
Ivanka y Tiffany, las hijas de Donald Trump, han apostado por el ‘total look’ blanco para el dÃa de la investidura de su padre. Ivanka ha lucido un dos piezas de Ã“scar de la Renta y un pequeÃ±o broche con la bandera de Estados Unidos. 🇺🇸 #ivankatrump #tiffanytrump #usa #eeuu #trump #totallookwhite #blanco #look #totallook
And things didn’t go much better for Tiffany at the inaugural concert yesterday either when she wore another double-breasted jacket, reportedly by alice + olivia by Stacey Bendet.
But you probably barely noticed her because you were too busy looking at Ivanka, right?
Story of Tiffanyâ€™s LIFE.
â€” CNN (@CNN) January 20, 2017
WHEN WILL HE LEARN HOW TO DRESS HIMSELF?
Donald’s Boy Spawn Nobody Cares About
Donald Trump has sired three male offsprings and literally the only one people care about is his boy child with Melania, and that’s just because he looks bored af whenever he’s out in public with the fam.
They all wore boring suits with coats.
And the youngest one’s tie was way too long, just like Donald’s.
Kellyanne Conway isn’t an official member of the Trump family, but her outfit was so extra I have to include it.
â€” The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) January 20, 2017
THERE ARE CAT BUTTONS ON IT.
And believe it or not, this dress isn’t from Yandy, it’s from Gucci and it cost $3,600.
The things rich people buy for themselves.