Miley Cyrus Says She Can “See” Now That She Quit Smoking Weed
Miley Cyrus has motivated a generation of potheads to keep their heads held high, but these days this patron saint of marijuana has turned over a new leaf.
And that leaf isn’t a new hydroponic strain grown exclusively in California by reformed nuns, that leaf is called sobriety.
Last week in an interview with Billboard, Miley confessed she hadn’t smoked pot for three weeks, and in multiple interviews since, Miley confirmed she’s still not smoking the devil’s lettuce.
“Look at my eyes, look at how white they are,” Miley said on SiriusXM. “They’re clear and open and I can see and all that.”
Listen – do you hear that?
It’s the sound of tens of Visine executives the world over crying into their 100-thread count pillow cases over the loss of one of their beloved celebrity clients.
She continued, explaining that sobriety is still “very weird” to her.
“I’ve got a lot of energy,” Miley said. “I’ve always had a lot of energy. I’m a very obsessive person, which I need to work on, but it also helps in my position to be obsessive because then I can really get things done and make sure it’s perfect.”
In a separate interview Miley gave on the Zach Sang show, Miley revealed she first decided she wanted to smoke weed “every day forever” because she “was able to not be so obsessive” and she loved the way that felt.
Which is fair. Sometimes your mind just needs a little break. Especially when you’re in your early twenties and you’re tired of doing what you’re supposed to do.
But now that she’s ready to get focused and really care about getting things done right, weed just wasn’t helping.
Funny how that works.
“I love it,” Miley told Zach Sang. “I think it’s a great thing for people. I just can’t smoke it [anymore].”
Plus, like she told Billboard, “I like to surround myself with people that make me want to get better, more evolved, open, and I was noticing, it’s not the people that are stoned.”
Sorry, chain tokers.
Looks like another one has bit the dust.