Miley Cyrus Says She Can â€œSeeâ€ Now That She Quit Smoking Weed
Miley Cyrus has motivated a generation of potheads to keep their heads held high, but these days this patron saint of marijuana has turned over a new leaf.
And that leaf isn’t a new hydroponic strain grown exclusively in California by reformed nuns, that leaf is called sobriety.
Last week in an interview with Billboard, Miley confessed she hadnâ€™t smoked pot for three weeks, and in multiple interviews since, Miley confirmed sheâ€™s still not smoking the devil’s lettuce.
â€œLook at my eyes, look at how white they are,â€ Miley said on SiriusXM. â€œTheyâ€™re clear and open and I can see and all that.â€
Listen â€“Â do you hear that?
Itâ€™s the sound of tens of Visine executives the world over crying into their 100-thread count pillow cases over the loss of one of their beloved celebrity clients.
She continued, explaining that sobriety is still â€œvery weirdâ€ to her.
â€œIâ€™ve got a lot of energy,â€ Miley said. â€œIâ€™ve always had a lot of energy. Iâ€™m a very obsessive person, which I need to work on, but it also helps in my position to be obsessive because then I can really get things done and make sure itâ€™s perfect.â€
In a separate interview Miley gave on the Zach SangÂ show, Miley revealedÂ she first decided she wanted to smoke weed â€œevery day foreverâ€ because she â€œwas able to not be so obsessiveâ€ and she loved the way that felt.
Which is fair. Sometimes your mind just needs a little break. Especially when youâ€™re in your early twenties and youâ€™re tired of doing what youâ€™re supposed to do.
But now that sheâ€™s ready to get focused and really care about getting things done right, weed just wasnâ€™t helping.
Funny how that works.
“I love it,” Miley told Zach Sang. “I think it’s a great thing for people. I just can’t smoke it [anymore].”
Plus, like she told Billboard, â€œI like to surround myself with people that make me want to get better, more evolved, open, and I was noticing, itâ€™s not the people that are stoned.â€
Sorry,Â chain tokers.
Looks like another one has bit the dust.