Kendall Just Got a Lip Tattoo And No One Knows What It Means
Yesterday, while Kendall WASN’T in Paris walking in the Balmain show, she decided to get a tattoo.
And not just any tattoo, an inner lip tattoo that says “Meow.”
While TMZ is pretty sure that tattoo is a “smoke screen” and that the real story is the Illuminati eye behind her, we’re not so sure.
Yes, it’s fun to think of the upper echelon of the celebrity world as secret lizard people who are slowly but surely taking over the world to destroy it or us or whatever it is the Illuminati are supposed to do, but let’s be real.
That’s not what’s going on here.
While the word “meow” seems innocuous, we have a feeling it’s probably Kendall’s way of saying that she, like a cat, looks cute, but if you rub her the wrong way, she’ll scratch your motherfucking eyes out.
Obviously, it’s a threat to Taylor Swift, Kendall’s sworn enemy.
Or maybe it’s just Kendall’s way of saying she likes cats.
Whatever the meaning, it’s not a viable excuse to be missing Paris Fashion Week.
Get it together, Kendall.
