OMG, Kendall Jenner Was a No-Show at Balmain
Guys, Iâ€™m really starting to get concerned.
First Kendall skipped London Fashion Week, then she skipped Milan Fashion Week to hang out with her family in Calbasas, and now itâ€™s Paris Fashion Week and Kendall is STILL nowhere to be seen.
Like just to put this into perspective for you, Kendall just skipped Balmain. BALMAIN, okay?
The Kardashian family name is practically synonymous with Balmain.
And yet, Kendall wasnâ€™t there today. She didnâ€™t walk in the show and she wasnâ€™t even sitting in the front row with Kim, Kourtney and Kris.
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Because Kendallâ€™s still in New York, flashing her underboob like itâ€™s her patriotic duty to the world.
Seriously, what is going on here?
Did Chanel pay her a million dollars to get her to walk exclusively for them or is this just Kendallâ€™s way of saying that now that sheâ€™s finally gotten her Vogue cover, the modeling world has nothing else to offer her and sheâ€™s just dunzo?
Mark October 3rd on your calendar kids, because if Kendall hasnâ€™t touched down in Paris by then, then thereâ€™s no way in hell sheâ€™ll be there at 10:30 the morning when the Chanel show starts.
And then where will we be?
What kind of a world will we live in if the Kardashian/Jenners havenâ€™t permeated every corner of life as we know it?
I donâ€™t know about you, but I donâ€™t care to find out.
Iâ€™m counting on you, Kenny. Donâ€™t let me down.