Dudes Desperately Want a Fart Emoji
No matter how many cute little emojis are added to our library, there never seems to be enough. Everyone used to whine about not having a middle finger emoji, but now that we have one, we still want more. Ugh, life is so hard in 2017!
But now that we have a middle finger emoji, racially diverse emojis, and other random shit we never needed, what more could we possibly want?
Sure, we’re still lacking a redhead emoji, but nobody seems to care about that besides redheads. Instead, dudes really need a fart emoji.
I mean, how else would they be able to tell their bros that they just let out a big stinker? This shit (pun intended) is important!
Mojilala surveyed 1,000 Americans about their emoji needs to see what little icons the people were really craving. Women wanted to see a snapping fingers emoji (very sassy of us), and a box of donuts emoji (rando). Guys, on the other hand, wanted a beer can emoji and a fart emoji.
What would a fart even look like? A green mist? Whatever.
13% of people also wanted to see more sexy emojis, because for all the guys out there who can’t tell the difference between “your” and “you’re,” it’s easier to just rely on pictures and use actual words as little as possible.
Bless this generation.