17 Celebs Having a Bougie Little Christmas
Celebs, they’re just like us. They spend too much money on Christmas decorations, they don ugly Christmas sweaters, and they get way too fucking into the holiday spirit.
The only difference is that unlike you, who is scrounging together loose $1 bills in attempts to afford all the holiday gifts you need to buy, celebs have a seemingly endless cash flow.
Here is how some of your fave celebs are ringing in the holidays, according to their Instagram accounts.
1. Kylie Jenner
If this PDA photo in front of their ginormous silver tree with color-coordinated gifts is any indication, Kylie and Tyga aren’t breaking up anytime soon. But we do wonder if the huge ring he got Kylie last year was actually purchased by him or not, considering all of his debt.
Ah, to be Beyonce and have a third Christmas tree devoted to your latest album.
3. Mariah Carey
We all know that Mariah’s prime season is the holiday season, considering that if you’re some alien who only knows one Mariah Carey song, chances are that song is her rendition of “All I Want For Christmas is You.”
4. Katy Perry
Katy Perry has been on a v relatable press tour lately. First she dressed up un-sexily for Halloween (no shade, Hillary), and now she’s taking action mall shots as if she’s a 12 year old who just discovered Myspace. Nice.
5. Chrissy Teigen
Leave it to Chrissy Teigen to turn her holiday baby Instagram into a lesson on how fake social media is. Sorry Chrissy but most of us are more concerned with if our fave celeb used Facetune rather than if your daughter cried or not.
Okay honestly, kudos for John for his gift to Chrissy last year. This gift is innovative, original, and something only someone as rich as you would buy someone for Christmas.
6. Demi Lovato
Mariah may have shaded Demi, but Demi seems to be enjoying the holiday season regardless.
7. Shay Mitchell
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What’s the holiday season without some tasteful spon con? Don’t lie, you wish you could post a selfie in your jammies and make enough money to buy your mom a gift she actually deserves.
8. Kendall Jenner
Kendall’s done a great job of making her Christmas decorations look super un-bougie. I mean, from this angle, her bedroom (or wherever she is) looks like a festive college dorm. Unfortunately, we know better.
9. Kris Jenner
Remember that scene in The Grinch where Martha May Who shot out Christmas lights like a maniac? That’s how we imagine Kris Jenner putting these decorations up. Except of course, she def didn’t do them herself.
10. Taylor Swift
The most Taylor Swift Christmas Instagram post ever, am I right?
11. Kim Kardashian
Because a Birkin isn’t exclusive enough for Kimmy, obvi. Did anyone ever see her wear this gift from Kanye in 2013? Lmk.
Damn, we’re really going to miss Kim and Kanye’s ridiculous Christmas posts this year.
12. Paris Hilton
Paris always has time to stop and take photos with cute Christmas trees in her travels.
13. Gabrielle Union
Christmas time engagements are kind of lame, unless you’re getting a 8.5 karat ring that Gabrielle did from Dwyane Wade in 2013.
14. Lady Gaga
Did you know that record companies give their artists Christmas gifts? Well, if you’re as big of a money-maker as Lady Gaga is, you get gifts. Interscope records surprised Gaga with a whole fucking horse last year. Casual.
Rihanna also was gifted a crazy ass gift from her record label, Roc Nation, in 2012.
16. Khloe Kardashian
Christmas madness. pic.twitter.com/5Z0WiX6X2b
— Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) December 26, 2015
Just this one picture will immediately make any parents feel inadequate in their Santa-ing skills.
Because the best gifts are from you to you. Drake got himself a stripper pole for his house back in 2012.