TBT: Watch Selena Gomez Gloat About Making Bieber Cry

Once upon a time, back when Justin Bieber still had the swoopiest swoopy haircut of them all, Selena Gomez dated him and all was right in the universe.

But then, they broke up, she got over it, went on David Letterman and found a way to let the whole world know not only was she fine, but she’d made her fuckboy ex cry.

Although the interview began with a standard dose of David Letterman creepyness:

DAVID: “Whew — wow, that’s almost an outfit you’re wearing.”
SELENA: “You always do that when I come on.”
DAVID: I’m so sorry, but good heavens and hello.”

After five and a half minutes, David brought up the elephant in the room: Justin Bieber.

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“Now, the last time he was on, he and I got into a conversation and he said something and I said something and then he said something and I said something, and I made him cry,” David told Selena.

Politely Selena laughed and as she reached over to paternalistically pat David’s knee she softly said, “well, then that makes two of us.”

And as the entire room — David included — burst out into laughter, Selena sat there and soaked it all up like, “Yeah, I said it bitch, how you like me and my ‘almost outfit’ now?”

And in the end, David Letterman was so impressed by her act of savagery, he held out his fist for Selena to pound.

Bro out well deserved, Sele.

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