Kris Jenner Really Wanted An Emmy, So She Stole Some From Her Neighbor
Kris Jenner is many things: she’s an embarrassing drunk, she’s a DGAF queen and she’s the momager glue that holds her famous family together.
But do you know what Kris Jenner isn’t?
An Emmy winner.
Believe it or not but Keeping Up With the Kardashians has NEVER won an Emmy. In fact, it’s never even been nominated for one.
To be fair, for the first eight years KUWTK was on the air, only competition-based reality shows were eligible to win Emmys, but that rule was changed in 2014, so what gives, Emmy-award nominating committee?
Not to be deterred by what can only be described as the committee’s lack of taste, Kris Jenner devised her own solution: she was going to go over to her neighbor Kathy Griffin’s house, pretend like she wanted to hang, and then make off with the goods the first chance she got.
Surprisingly, not only was Kris Jenner successful, but the whole thing was caught on tape and posted on Instagram.
Okay, so the whole thing’s a big joke, but any video that brings attention to this glaring oversight deserves to be taken as seriously as a 9 inch dick on a first date.
Stop fucking around with Kris, guys, and give that queen an Emmy already.
And while you’re at it, can somebody get Kathy Griffin another show already?