Which Kardashian Has Inspired The Most Rap Lyrics?
Being an artist’s muse sounds pretty lit.
I mean, sure, the artist is probably a fuckboy who treats you like shit and chalks it up to being “complicated,” but it’s still fab to inspire art.
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And in 2017, we no longer have Pattie Boyd or Yoko Ono inspiring rockin’ love songs, but we do have Kim Kardashian inspiring lyrics like the ones below:
Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian
Oh my God, Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian
Honestly, Soulja Boy is a lyrical genius, am I right? But although Kim and Kylie have both been linked to rappers before, those aren’t necessarily the guys that have written songs blatantly about them.
In fact, the rappers who seem to use the Kardashians/Jenners in their songs the most are dudes who have probably never even met them and are trying to make their music more relevant.
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But, the Kardashians are always in Kompetition, whether they want to be or not. So, naturally, we did a little amateur sleuthing – using Genius – to see which Kardashian was shouted out in a rap song the most often!
1. Kim ~ 497 songs
For the sake of my sanity, to determine these numbers I searched for any songs including the words “Kim Kardashian.” Obviously, this leaves many out.
For example, in Fat Joe’s song, “Another Round,” she’s called “Kim K,” but everyone obviously knows who he is talking about. For consistency’s sake, we’re only counting songs that involve first and last names for the Kardashian and Jenners.
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Is it a surprise that Kim’s out very far on top? Not really. She’s been relevant and lust-worthy for the longest, it’s not like rappers were going to sing about Kylie five years ago when she was 15, that’d be creepy.
Noteworthy bars: Yeah I’m the n*gga that your hoe love / She be trying to rape me but I be like hold up / Date rape bout to sell a rape tape yeah / Kim Kardashian, Ray J – “My Favorite,” Tech N9ne
What the actual fuck.
2. Kylie Jenner ~ 206 songs
Kylie’s really morphing into a mini Kimmy these days, just younger and more down to experiment with her hair color. She’s hot AF and she’s also known to make people or products relevant with her seal of approval/ sponsored Instagram post. Naturally, rappers are quick to talk about how they want a girl with “Kylie Jenner lips,” or simply use her in attempts to make people listen to their crappy music.
Noteworthy bars: Looking for that girl that you been talking to? / Bet she ain’t like Kylie Jenner / Like the way her makeup looking really cool? / Bet it ain’t like Kylie Jenner / See that little baddie standing next to you? / Man, she ain’t no Kylie Jenner / You thinking that you smarter ’cause you go to school? / Better learn from Kylie Jenner – “Kylie Jenner,” Suave the Performer
We’re always down for subtle shade at all the wannabe Kylies, especially if there’s also a message saying school is 4 fools!
Kendall Jenner ~ 47 songs
Kendall may not be the Jenner inspiring rap lyrics heard round the world, but she’s not doing so badly. She even got a couple of notable rappers to name tracks after her.
Do you think when they see these rappers in person they acknowledge it? Or if the rappers are legit enough they run it by the Kardashian klan like Kanye did with Taylor?
Noteworthy bars: You acting hard on SnapChat, come catch this fade / Imma have Kendall Jenner going crazy / Imma have mama Kris tryna save me – “Kendall Jenner,” Future
Bet Kris is so excited she got mentioned too!
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Khloé Kardashian ~ 12 songs
Yikes. Maybe Khlo’s revenge body was also built to school the wannabe rappers who had to name-drop Khloe as an example of the girl they didn’t want to be cuffing?
Noteworthy bars: Riding with the biggest ratchet on the car dash, I call it Khloé – “Detroit vs. Everybody (Remix),” Kid Vishis
This is probably the kindest lyric about good ol’ Khlo that we found.
Kourtney Kardashian ~ 3 songs
Kourtney may have inspired the smallest amount of “poetry” surrounding her existence, but it doesn’t seem like she’d mind. She mostly stays out of the spotlight compared to her sissies, and better to not be mentioned than to be mentioned in a negative way, right?
Noteworthy bars: Fine baby mama, like Kourtney Kardashian / Scotty call my phone, I be pickin up laughin’ – “Watch This,” Future
Why is Future so obsessed with the Kardashians and Jenners?
