Trump Is Now Accusing His ‘Worst’ Miss Universe of Having a Sex Tape

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After Monday night’s debate, Trump had a bit of a temper tantrum. You know — the kind of temper tantrum that only a middle-aged trust fund baby could have.

He claimed the debate was “unfair” and that he wasn’t happy with the questions that were asked. Questions which, somehow, led to him making comments about a beauty pageant winner’s weight and reference Bill Clinton’s cheating scandal.

It wasn’t the first time that Trump had talked shit on a woman’s weight (ironic, because Mr. Trump isn’t exactly a picture of health himself), but people wouldn’t stop talking about Trump’s attitude toward the former Miss Universe winner who he said “was the winner and she gained a massive amount of weight, and it was a real problem.”

Well, to defend himself, Trump did what any old spray-tanned misogynist would do: woke up in the middle of the night to unleash a storm of tweets about his feelings.

But instead of apologizing for his rude comments, Trump decided to bring up an alleged sex tape, as if it made the woman he was teasing somehow unworthy of people coming to her defense and made his behavior acceptable.

Awesome. Not only do we have a presidential candidate that body shames women, but we also have a presidential candidate that slut shames women.

The irony is that he was surprisingly chill about his wife’s nudes being re-surfaced, but I guess it’s only okay for a woman to be sexual if it’s someone he’s fucked? That seems to be the typical standard for male misogynists these days, right?

Maybe Trump’s campaign manager should imply a strict no-phone during bedtime policy? Then again, they probably just don’t give a fuck.

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