25 Goofy Things Trump Said Last Night That Will Make You LOL
He said some crazy things, and the best way to read just some of the ridiculous things he said is without context, because who needs context?
Plus, some of these things you wouldn’t expect to hear on a presidential debate stage. But then again, I wasn’t expecting to see Trump on the presidential debate stage either.
1. “Or your cookies, or whatever you make.”
He’s talking about factories in Mexico making cookies. He wants to build a wall, but what about the cookies!
2. “That’s called business by the way.”
Said in reference to the housing crisis.
He used this as an interjection like a fifth grader.
4. “Why not?”
5. “I’m a great believer in all forms of energy.”
*Insert Smash Mouth’s “I’m a Believer” playing softly in the background*
6. “The worst revival of the economy.”
Is it really the worst if it’s a revival?
7. “We are a debtor nation, we are a serious debtor nation.”
Debtor: not an adjective.
8. “But I’m going to cut taxes big league and you’re going to raise taxes big league.”
What does this even mean?
9. “No wonder you’ve been fighting ISIS your entire adult life.”
ISIS literally wasn’t a thing until 2011.
10. “So if I don’t get there one way, I’m getting there another.”
This is kind of threatening.
11. “The relationships were really a beautiful thing”
Aw, how sweet. Talking about international relations.
12. “There’s some really bad things going on”
13. “All talk no action. Sounds good. Doesn’t work. Never going to happen.”
… I’m sorry, what?
14. “We are in a bubble right now.”
15. “We are in a big fat ugly bubble.”
Oh. That’s the bubble.
16. “And in a way I should be complaining. I’m not even complaining.”
Complaining about how you should be complaining and then saying you’re not even complaining. Yep.
17. “That makes me smart.”
Err. Uhm, no?
Used as another interjection.
19. “I settled that lawsuit with no admission of guilt, it was very easy to do.”
Did you just say… You know what, I give up.
20. “I have been given great credit for what I did.”
He was talking about opening a club in West Palm Beach, Florida that allowed all races inside. Congrats for not being racist.
21. “We have so many things we have to do better, and cyber is one of them.”
Maybe Anthony Weiner can help you with that?
22. “When it was a little infant.”
In reference to ISIS, but why does this imagery make me want to like, give ISIS a hug?
23. “A friend of mine who builds plants, said it’s the eighth wonder of the world.”
Talking about a factory/plant in Mexico. Okay dude.
24. “They’re the best, the best ever at it. What they’re doing to us is a very, very sad thing.”
Talking about China, again.
25. “Just because of the tax and many other reasons, but just because of the tax.”
I have read this sentence 20 times and it still doesn’t make sense to me.