This Poor PokÃ©mon Is Turning Into the Next Eggplant Emoji
The upside to the new PokÃ©mon Go obsession is that video-game loving dudes are finally getting the exercise and fresh air that they needed. The bad side is that guys have found a way to incorporate their love for sending d pics into their new favorite smartphone game.
Yep, guys are taking d pics via PokÃ©mon Go, and their censor of choice is the cute little hill-shaped PokÃ©mon that you may remember as Diglett.
Look at that innocent face and that red button nose! What did Diglett do to deserve being placed atop the d of PokÃ©mon Go players around the world? Probably the same thing that the eggplant emoji (or the newly discovered champagne emoji) did: slightly resembled a d.
In Diglett’s case, he could potentially improve a d pic. I mean, would you rather see a fleshy tan d from a random Tinder match, or a cute little Diglett perched atop a guy’s boxers? I think most of us would prefer the latter, but there’s also the fact that said dude (whoever he is) is sending you this kinda picÂ while playing PokÃ©mon Go, which is a turn-off in itself.
This isn’t the first time that Diglett (or any other PokÃ©mon for that matter) has been turned naughty. I mean, people on the internet are super weird and have a penchant for turning little-kid cartoons into things not suitable for children (Bronies, I’m talking to you). Diglett has been morphed into “Family Guy’s” Quagmire, and also into aÂ kinda-cute LGBTÂ fantasy of what is going on with Diglett underground.
Regardless of some of these less than fortunate nudes, particularly those using the Crab-like PokÃ©mon, at least it means that some PokÃ©mon Go users are still getting lucky. I mean, with the whole PokÃ©mon Go out-doing Tinder thing, we were getting a bit worried.
Now, instead of just worrying that your one night stand is secretly taking snaps of you to send to his bros, you have to worry about him unleashing a Squirtle on ya.
Thanks PokÃ©mon Go, you’ve really outdone yourself.