Kylie’s New Merch Can Best Be Described As One Word: Thick!
We told you Kylie Jenner’s new merch looked hot, but we were wrong.
Kylie’s new merch doesn’t look hot.
It looks thick — exclamation point.
Yesterday, Kylie posted some *actual* images from her new collection on Instagram and they all have the same emphatically emphasized word on them: thick!
There are bikini tops that say “thick!” on the cup.
Sports bras and boxers that say “thick! thick! thick!” around the band.
And sweatpants that can’t even contain their enthusiasm at being bootylicious, yelling, “thick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” down their legs.
Oh, and there are also hats which, believe it or not, also extol the wonders of having the curves to make him swerve.
But, as one user from iconic celebrity gossip site the Daily Mail pointed out, in the UK, “thick” doesn’t mean bootylicious.
It means stupid.
So, just keep that in mind when you’re planning to flee the country or study abroad.
[H/T Daily Mail]