A definitive list of all the Kardashian baby name and photo reveals

The biggest question on everyone’s minds right now (besides “how is our government going to avoid shutdown?” and “will we go to war with North Korea?”) is: when and how will Kylie Jenner, Kim Kardashian West and Khloé Kardashian reveal the faces and names of their petits bébés?

Well, we got the answer to one of those queries today: Kim announced that her new daughter is named Chicago West. So that’s that.

But we still haven’t seen baby Chi’s face. Meanwhile, we think maybe Kylie went into labor but actually don’t really know for sure if she was ever pregnant, and we have no clue whether we’ll ever know. And Khloé is still pregnant, so it’s too soon to tell.

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All of this got us to thinking: what do the Kardashians usually do to announce their babies’ births? Is it always a magazine cover? An “Ellen” appearance? An exclusive password-protected slideshow on one of their apps?

So we compiled a list. It turns out every Kardashian kid has had a wild, news-breaking baby announcement in their own way. Even Rob. Check out our list below of all the announcements about the Kardashian grandchildren — even their names are news. Just ask Kimye and little Chi-Town, or as we’ll be calling her on the advice of TV writer Lauren Ashley Smith, Mid West.

1. Mason Disick

Kourtney is a fan of revealing her children’s names and first photos at the same time, usually on a magazine cover.

Mason was first shown on the cover of Life & Style, in Kourtney’s arms. Scott was in the article, just not featured on the cover. Mason’s birth was also filmed for the 4th season of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” being one of the most public Kardashian births yet.

Photo via Life & Style

Photo via Just Jared

2. Penelope Disick

Penelope was the end of the normal names for the Kardashian grandchildren. Her first photos and name were also announced via a magazine cover story, on US Weekly. Scott yet again did not make the cover, but is in the supplementary photos. All we care about is Kourtney and the cute little babies anyway, right??

Photos via US Weekly

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3. Reign Disick

Now the names start to get interesting, but the announcements get less so.

I think Kourtney gave up on the covers because she wanted to lay low with her family life, which we totally respect. (Or maybe the paychecks got smaller…)

Kourtney announced Reign’s name and photo together, as well, on her Instagram page. I like Kourtney’s efficiency with the double whammies.

Madly in love with my little Reign Aston Disick.

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My little turtle dove angel baby boy Reign Aston Disick.

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4. North West

Baby name #1 was confirmed by none other than the Kardashians’ preferred propaganda arm, E! News, only after the baby was born. They also mentioned they would nickname her “Nori.”

As for the first photo, Kanye appeared on the finale of Kris Jenner’s talk show and talked about baby North. He mentioned that he almost did a deal with a magazine for the first look of the royal baby, but chose Kris’ show for sentimental reasons.

Then they showed this pic and although the world awwww-ed like our lives depended on it, it was sadly not enough to save Kris’s now-defunct show.

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Photo via E! News

5. Saint West

Saint’s name was revealed by Kim Kardashian two days after his birth on her Twitter with an emoji line-up of their new family of four, a.k.a. the modern version of those stick figure family stickers on the back of your car.

Saint’s first photo was also shared by Kim, via her app — meaning you had to pay to have the app in order to see it. Of course people took screenshots, though, and the photos eventually (immediately?) surfaced for those who didn’t have access.

Photo via Kim Kardashian West App

6. Dream Kardashian

Rob and Chyna’s baby name was revealed on the “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” Twitter account, calling her the “one and only.” This makes sense seeing as she’s truly the one and only Kardashian-named baby.

The couple gave E! News an exclusive, and they released Dream’s first baby photo in an article all about the new daughter.

Photo via E! News

7. Chicago West

While Chicago has been born, she hasn’t exactly been seen. Kim and Kanye are notorious for wanting to keep their children a private matter until they decide that it’s appropriate, which totally makes sense. But, today Kim revealed one important tidbit, which is the baby’s official name.

They have named her Chicago after Kanye’s hometown, and will nickname her Chi (pronounced “shy”).

Now all we need is:

1. A glimpse at Chi’s face

2. Confirmation of Kylie’s pregnancy

3. Confirmation of Kylie’s kid’s birth

4. Kylie’s kid’s name

5. Kylie’s kid’s face

6. Khloé’s kid’s name

7. Khloé’s kid’s face

Can’t wait to see how long Mama Kris can drag this out for…


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