Jennifer Aniston doesnâ€™t know why Rachelâ€™s nipples were always out on Friends either
Since people are babies, itâ€™s a commonly made observation that Jennifer Anistonâ€™s nipples were frequently poking out of her shirt on Friends.
While there have been numerous theories as to why her nipples were always out â€” NBC wanted to bump up the showâ€™s sex appeal, it was really cold, Jennifer wasnâ€™t ever wearing bras â€” Jennifer Aniston has officially added her two cents.
She doesnâ€™t know what to tell you. Thatâ€™s just the way her boobs are.
On August 10th, the anniversary of Kylie Jennerâ€™s birth, Vogue ran a story called â€œJennifer Aniston on Bringing the #FreeTheNipple Moment to the Masses First.â€
When asked how she felt about Rachel Green being called the â€œOG of #FreeTheNipple,â€ Jennifer Aniston said this:
â€œYeah, I donâ€™t know what to say about that! Itâ€™s just one of those things, I guess. I wear a bra. I donâ€™t know what to tell ya! And I donâ€™t know why weâ€™re supposed to be ashamed of them â€” itâ€™s just the way my breasts are! But hey, OG, Iâ€™m not going to complain!â€
Although as a card-carrying member of the party pooper club, itâ€™s my duty to point out that Rachel Greene never freed the nipple on Friends because you canâ€™t free the nipple on primetime, basic cable TV. Unless youâ€™re a man. Or a boy. Or a baby.
Freeing the nipple doesnâ€™t mean that you can see somebodyâ€™s nipples get hard through a t-shirt. Freeing the nipple means you can literally see somebodyâ€™s actual nipple, either because theyâ€™re topless or because the shirt they are wearing is literally see-through.
But hey, Vogueâ€™s just trying to be relevant over here. Canâ€™t blame a mom for trying to prove theyâ€™re not a regular mom, theyâ€™re a cool mom who knows things!