Guys Admit These Things They Say Are Usually Lies
If you don’t trust your man, you probably analyze every little word he says and wonder if it’s for real or not.
But there comes a point where you can’t just scream “bullshit!” when your dude says he’s home with his sick grandfather.
This is just one of a thousand reasons not to date a guy that you can’t trust. But if you want to decipher the lies of your local fuckboy, don’t worry, Twitter bros are admitting all the lies they tellÂ with the trending topic #liescheatingmensay.
The trending hashtag is largely populated with girls calling guys out on their BS or making jokes, but when the dudes chime in, you know they’re admitting defeat.
Feast your eyes.
One of the most popular things that dudes tweeted for the hashtag was something like “we’re just friends,” “she’s like a sister to me,” or even, “she’s my cousin” â€“ which is fucking creepy.
In case you didn’t know this already, any guy who is friends with a girl secretly wants to bone her, sorry. It doesn’t mean that your man is going to cheat on you just because he has a girl that’s a friend, but it does mean that if you dump him he’ll probs make a move on her.
She’s just just a friend…. She’s like a sister to me.#LiesCheatingMenSay
â€” Matthew Kick (@MatthewKick) January 18, 2017
â€” â™¥Patrick Blueâ™¥ (@patrickxblue) January 18, 2017
Another dude admitted that if he’sÂ hiding shit from you, it’s for a reason, not because he “forgot to tell you” or “didn’t think it was a big deal.” Trust us, he knows.
“I didn’t tell you about it because I felt that it wasn’t important” #LiesCheatingMenSay
â€” Shawn Neo (@IamShawnNeo) January 18, 2017
And if the guy you’re talking to can’t make time for you, it’s because he doesn’t actually really give a fuck about seeing you. Or because he has another girl to give him blow jobs that week, whatever.
Babe I miss you so much, if only I wasn’t busy this week, we would chill together #LiesCheatingMenSay
â€” IlizwiLamLiyavakala (@M_O_Svij) January 18, 2017
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They also admit that it’s kind of bullshit when a guy claims he “hates posting about shit” on social media. Sure, most guys won’t post #WCW’s every week, and they’ll prob like a porn star’s pic from time to time, but it’s another thing for him to act like you don’t exist on his social media pages.
I am not a social media person, so I’d appreciate if we don’t upload or share anything about the existence of us
â€” Adv. Zac Moselana (@Isaac_Moselane) January 18, 2017
And when you find him on Tinder, or Ashley Madison, if he’s like, 40â€“you know it’s over. If he can think of some lie to get you off his back about that one, you’re just a sucker.
Somebody must have stole my profile pic & made an account with it 😜 #LiesCheatingMenSay
â€” Brian (@Tich759UK) January 18, 2017
Same goes for the guys who claim that a girl won’t hop off their nuts. C’mon, have you ever met a girl that aggressive?
I stopped talking to her months ago she wont stop hitting me up #LiesCheatingMenSay
â€” air mag (@mrreminiscent) January 18, 2017
And in case you haven’t watched enough tragic rom-coms, here’s a reminder that this lie is usually B.S. if you have a bad feeling about it.
Iâ€™m working late.. Haha #LiesCheatingMenSay
â€” Marq (@_dasEV) January 18, 2017
At the end of the day, some dudes admit they suck and everything that comes out of their mouth is sort of a lie. The good news is it’s not too late to decide to be single for the rest of your life.
#LiesCheatingMenSay I’ll keep you happy
â€” Gautengconfidential (@DenKaybee) January 18, 2017