The World’s First Supermodel Just Shaded Kendall
Anybody whoâ€™s ever watched the original incarnation of Americaâ€™s Next Top Model knows that Janice Dickinson â€”the self-proclaimed first supermodel of the world â€” is an outspoken nut job.
So obviously, it was only a matter of time before Janice got around to shading Kendall, and because sheâ€™s Janice, the shade was bizarre af.
Although to be fair, it started out normally enough.
During a visit to the Tomorrow Show, Janice began her shade rant by making the usual argument: none of the Kardashians are models.
â€œWe had to work on our own merit,â€ Janice complained. â€œTheyâ€™re not models! Theyâ€™re, theyâ€™re reality TV stars! You know modeling is extremely hard work you have to have perfect proportions […]Â the Kardashians do not have couture proportions.â€
In other words, Janice doesn’t think they’re thin enough to be true models. Nice.
And then she went furtherÂ into bizarro land and started shading the sisters for what they could, or rather couldn’t, do in the bedroom.
â€œI donâ€™t know, I mean like the Kris [Jenners], the Kims, the Kourtneys,â€ Janice ranted, â€œthe plastic surgery in their asses would pop if they really started bouncing around because theyâ€™ve got so much silicone, or whatever they use for those large butts.â€
And she saved the weirdest remark for Kendall:
â€œI think Kendall is too vain, she probably just sits there and smokes a vape.â€
Never change, doll face.
[H/T Perez Hilton]