Why Khloé, Kylie, and Kim Are All ‘Internally Sad’ Right Now
It is my deepest regret to inform you that as of right now, Khloé, Kylie, and Kim are all “internally sad.”
TBH, we’re not really sure what “internally sad” means, except that it’s the opposite of “externally sad”? But we have a feeling that it’s very existential and makes Kim feel like pulling out that ugly crying face we can’t get enough of.
Of course, since they’re all individuals, each sister is deeply upset for a deeply different reason.
Let’s start with Khloé, shall we?
On this week’s episode of Keeping up With the Kardashians, Rob reveals to his sisters why he kept his engagement a secret from them and also drops the bomb that he knocked up Blac Chyna.
Khloé, who we’ve all counted on as being the shady sister during this troubling plot line, barely even manages to do the polite thing and tell her sock-selling brother “Congratulations.”
“I don’t know my emotions right know,” Khloé konfessed. “I know I feel, I feel more empty and more unresolved than anything else and I’m like internally sad.”
That’s deep, Khlo.
We feel you. At this point, we also don’t know what to think about Rob, Angela, and the yet-to-be-born Kardashian baby who’s destined to rule the world in custom Balmain as either a tyrant, a god, or the king of all fuckboys.
Meanwhile, later on in the episode Kylie Jenner also lets on that she’s deeply sad, only it’s not because of Rob, or the fact that she’s about to be related to her on-again-off-again boyfriend, but because she doesn’t feel like being famous, saying:
“Yeah, some people are born for this life and some people aren’t and I just know I’m not supposed to be famous, like I can feel it deep down inside.”
Didn’t anybody ever tell Kim that calories don’t count on holidays?
Here’s hoping that Khloé, Kylie and Kim can make a full recovery during the course of this week and stop being so sad, because it’s really bumming us out, and our hangovers are already doing a good enough job of that on their own.
[H/T Huff Post]