Cargo shorts have been the buzz around town lately. Not because they’re a hot new trend or because frat boys are hating on GDIs, but because The Wall Street Journal published a hilarious article inside the lives of the men who hide their cargo shorts from their vengeful wives who throw them out, burn them, and/or donate them to charity.
This isn’t news, as guys always make horrible fashion choices in the summer, but it’s funny nonetheless.
Jen Anderson, one of the wives who was interviewed, said she couldn’t handle her husband wearing cargo shorts because he looks like a “misshapen lump.”
“It’s a reflection on me, like ‘How did she let him out the door like that?’” she said.
She’s right. If your man is wearing cargo shorts and is seen in public with you, it makes you look bad. It doesn’t matter if you’re rocking the latest Yeezys and Balmain jacket, if your man is in cargo shorts you might as well be wearing Ed Hardy.
But don’t worry, there’s a super easy fix for if you have a boyfriend that still wears cargo shorts!
1. Get a new boyfriend
Sorry, that’s it.
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