The 10 Colleges Boning The Most This School Year
Everybody knows that college kids are fucking way more than any other group of people.
But which colleges are ordering the most condoms and therefore probably boning the most?
Delivery service GoPuff released the data of which college towns/cities were ordering the most condoms, and the results may be kind of surprising. But then again, they may also be misleading.
Before you start getting excited about your sex life this semester or feeling pride for your alma mater, let’s analyze this list a bit.
First off, the list is devised by schools who buy the most condoms, not actually who fucks the most. So for all we know, Philly could be full of a bunch of nerds who buy a Costco-sized box of condoms in hopes of getting laid when in reality they don’t open the box all year, and West Virginia kids could be boning 24/7 but not wearing condoms cuz they’re dumb.
Also, GoPuff is currently only serving the 10 cities listed, which means that if your school is a sexpot but doesn’t have GoPuff, you didn’t make the list.
Lastly, GoPuff was created by a student who went to Drexel, in Philly, which is suspiciously #1 on the list. Coincidence? I think not.
1. Philadelphia, PA
Drexel University, Temple University & University of Pennsylvania
2. Boston, MA
Boston University, Boston College, Harvard, MIT, Northeastern University
3. Phoenix, AZ
Arizona State University
4. Washington, DC
American University, Georgetown University, George Washington University
5. New York, NY
NYU, Pace University, Hunter College, FIT
6. Denver, CO
Denver University, University of Colorado Denver
7. Chicago, IL
8. Seattle, WA
University of Washington
9. Austin, TX
University of Texas at Austin, St. Edwards University, Austin Community College
10. Portland, OR
Although there are plenty of flaws with the list, that doesn’t mean that you can’t share it and suddenly feel like your four years of undergrad were worth all the student debt because you got laid, right?