9 Of Rob Kardashian’s Most Rob Kardashian Moments
Rob Kardashian may not be the hottest, most successful, or coolest member of his famous family, but that doesn’t mean we love him any less.
In honor of Rob’s 29th birthday, here are 9 of his weirdest and most memorable moments.
That time Rob accidentally took Viagra
The year was 2009 and Kris Jenner really wanted to have sex with her then-husband so she put some Viagra in his coffee. Unfortunately for Rob, he also took a sip — and his usual afternoon nap stiffie wouldn’t go away.
That time Rob “forgot” he wasn’t wearing pants
Let’s be real, he knew Khloe was hanging out with Malika and he decided it would be fun to walk in on them in his underwear, or maybe he was just trying to get Malika to check out his package. Whatever it was, we definitely laughed.
That time Rob decided Instagram was more important than Kylie’s birthday
Even though he was invited, Rob decided that instead of going to Kylie’s 18th, he was just going to stay home and Instagram random things instead. First up, a picture of what appeared to be a bottle of Paul Newman salad dressing with the caption “RIP,” followed by a picture of Colin Farrell speedboat chase from the movie Miami Vice.
That time Rob got busted for smoking pot and drinking Sizzurp
It was the summer of 2014, and somehow TMZ got pictures of Rob sitting in front of a double-stacked styrofoam cup that said “Codeine Boys” on one side and “Siplean” on the other. You know homie was just trying to get ready to party with Drake and Rihanna.
That time Rob revealed he maybe had a son/baby mama
That same year, on July 3rd, Rob shocked everybody by hinting that he was about to spend Independence Day with his son. “Happy I got my Son with me for the 4th tomorrow !! Can’t wait to watch fireworks with my little man ! Hope everyone is safe ! X.”
A couple months later Rob added fuel to the fire by tweeting, “Was with my baby mama tonight.”
The mystery behind Rob’s alleged child/baby mama has yet to be solved.
That time Rob called Kim a psycho bitch
Shortly before the afternoon of April 3, Rob watched the movie Gone Girl and decided that the film’s psychopathic female lead Amy Dunne was a dead ringer for his sister Kim. So he posted a picture of a bloodied Amy to Instagram and captioned it, “This is my sister kim, the bitch from Gone Girl.”
After a while Rob deleted said picture, just like he deletes everything he ever posts to Instagram.
That time Rob almost won Dancing With The Stars
Rob wasn’t the best dancer on DWTS that season, but he still managed to finish second overall, which is way closer than Kim ever got to the mirrorball trophy.
That time Rob fell in love with Scott Disick
Scott Disick may be the worst, but back in the day he was kind of okay which is why Rob used to let Scott take naps in his lap. Now that’s what we call a bromance.
That time Rob chose pussy over family
The romance between Rob and Blac Chyna has been weird and filled with gross-out PDA moments, but the highlight still has to be when Rob posted a picture of Blac Chyna on Instagram and then captioned it, “when the pussy good but your family don’t like her so you drop your family and become an orphan.”
Oh Rob, what are we going to do with you? Happy birthday, bro.