9 Of Rob Kardashian’s Most Rob Kardashian Moments
Rob Kardashian may not be the hottest,Â most successful, or coolest member of his famous family, but that doesn’t mean we love him any less.
In honor of Rob’s 29th birthday, here are 9 of hisÂ weirdest and most memorable moments.
That time Rob accidentally took Viagra
The year was 2009 and Kris Jenner really wanted to have sex with her then-husband so she put some Viagra in his coffee. Unfortunately for Rob, he also took aÂ sip â€”Â and his usual afternoon napÂ stiffieÂ wouldn’t go away.
That time RobÂ “forgot” he wasn’t wearing pants
Let’s be real, he knew Khloe was hanging out with Malika and he decided it would be fun to walk in on them in his underwear, or maybe he was just trying to get Malika to check out his package. Whatever it was, we definitely laughed.
That time RobÂ decided Instagram was more important than Kylie’s birthday
Even though he was invited, Rob decided that instead of going to Kylieâ€™s 18th, he was just going to stay home and Instagram random things instead. First up, a picture of what appeared to be a bottle of Paul Newman salad dressing with the caption â€œRIP,â€ followed by a picture of Colin Farrell speedboat chase from the movie Miami Vice.
That time Rob got busted for smoking pot and drinking Sizzurp
It was the summer of 2014, and somehow TMZ got pictures of Rob sitting in front of a double-stacked styrofoam cup that said “Codeine Boys” on one side and “Siplean” on the other. You know homie was just trying to get ready to party with Drake and Rihanna.
That time Rob revealed he maybeÂ hadÂ aÂ son/baby mama
That same year, on July 3rd, Rob shocked everybody by hinting that he was about to spend Independence Day with his son.Â â€œHappy I got my Son with me for the 4th tomorrow !! Canâ€™t wait to watch fireworks with my little man ! Hope everyone is safe ! X.â€
A couple months later Rob added fuel to the fire by tweeting, â€œWas with my baby mama tonight.â€
The mystery behind Robâ€™s alleged child/baby mama has yet to be solved.
That time Rob called Kim a psycho bitch
Shortly before the afternoon of April 3, Rob watched the movie Gone Girl and decided that the filmâ€™s psychopathic female lead Amy Dunne was a dead ringer for his sister Kim. So he posted a picture of a bloodied Amy to Instagram and captioned it, â€œThis is my sister kim, the bitch from Gone Girl.â€
After a while RobÂ deleted said picture, just like he deletes everything he ever posts to Instagram.Â
That time Rob almost wonÂ Dancing With The StarsÂ
Rob wasn’t the best dancer onÂ DWTSÂ that season, but he still managed to finish second overall, which is way closer than Kim ever got to the mirrorball trophy.
That time Rob fell in love with Scott Disick
That time Rob chose pussy over family
The romance between Rob and Blac Chyna has been weird and filled with gross-out PDA moments, but the highlight still has to be when Rob posted a picture of Blac Chyna on Instagram and then captioned it, â€œwhen the pussy good but your family donâ€™t like her so you drop your family and become an orphan.â€
Oh Rob, what are we going to do with you? Happy birthday, bro.