Amy Schumer Apparently Stays Non-Plus-Sized by Doing Cocaine with Her Hot BF

Last week we learned that Amy Schumer is NOT a plus size model, and this week we learned that this one time in New Orleans she maybe did a bunch of cocaine with her boyfriend. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

Oh, Amy, what would we do without you to liven up our news feeds?


As you’re undoubtedly aware, last week Amy Schumer called out Glamour magazine for including her in their plus size-only issue not only because they didn’t tell her they were going to, but also because she’s only a size 6/8, and calling her plus size is just not fair to both Amy and women who actually are. 

Although Glamour’s editor-in-chief has only kind of apologized by saying that Amy’s cover story “was included in the edition… because her longtime message of body positivity and talking back to body haters is inspiring,” it doesn’t matter because as evidenced by Amy’s appearance on Jimmy Fallon last night, she isn’t the type of girl to hold a grudge.

Opening up her interview by joking, “For those of you who don’t know who I am, I’m a famous plus size model,” Amy went on to show she has no hard feelings for the magazine that duped her.  

“I love Glamour magazine. Honestly, they’ve been so nice to me. They’ve done so many great things for women,” explained Amy, adding, “but what I learned is that people really don’t like being classified by ‘plus-size.’ We don’t need these labels. We don’t need ‘em. It should just say what size you are.”

Later on in the interview, Schumer played a hilarious game of “Explain This Photo” with Fallon, which is basically just where Jimmy and his guests go through each other’s phones and then demand explanations for random AF snaps.

Case in point, this picture of Amy and her boyfriend Ben where their faces are covered in an unidentified white powder:


Amy’s response?

“Okay so that is, we were in New Orleans and that is cocaine.”

Clearly it’s some sort of sugary pastry powder but dear Amy, we love you. Keep on not giving a f*ck forever. 

Gimme More POP

Do You Like?

Some things are only found on Facebook. Don't miss out.