Amy Schumer Apparently Stays Non-Plus-Sized by Doing Cocaine with Her Hot BF
Last week we learned that Amy Schumer is NOT a plus size model, and this week we learned that this one time in New Orleans she maybe did a bunch of cocaine with her boyfriend. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
Oh, Amy, what would we do without you to liven up our news feeds?
As youâ€™re undoubtedly aware, last week Amy Schumer called out Glamour magazine for including her in their plus size-only issue not only because they didnâ€™t tell her they were going to, but also because sheâ€™s only a size 6/8, and calling her plus size is just not fair to both Amy and women who actually are.Â
Although Glamourâ€™s editor-in-chief has only kind of apologized by saying that Amyâ€™s cover story â€œwas included in the edition… because her longtime message of body positivity and talking back to body haters is inspiring,â€ it doesnâ€™t matter because as evidenced by Amy’s appearance on Jimmy FallonÂ last night, she isnâ€™t the type of girl to hold a grudge.
OpeningÂ up her interview by joking, â€œFor those of you who donâ€™t know who I am, Iâ€™m a famous plus size model,” Amy went on to show she has no hard feelings for the magazine that duped her. Â
â€œI love Glamour magazine. Honestly, theyâ€™ve been so nice to me. Theyâ€™ve done so many great things for women,â€ explained Amy, adding, â€œbut what I learned is that people really donâ€™t like being classified by â€˜plus-size.’ We donâ€™t need these labels. We donâ€™t need â€˜em. It should just say what size you are.â€
Later on in the interview, Schumer played a hilarious game of â€œExplain This Photoâ€ with Fallon, which is basically just where Jimmy and his guests goÂ through each otherâ€™s phones and then demand explanations for random AF snaps.
Case in point, this picture of Amy and her boyfriend Ben where their faces are covered in an unidentified white powder:
â€œOkay so that is, we were in New Orleans and that is cocaine.â€
Clearly it’s some sort of sugary pastry powder but dear Amy, we love you. Keep on not giving a f*ck forever.Â