North West Is Already Over the Idea of Walking in High Heels
The last time I spoke to you about North West, I was concerned.
Even though North West is only three years old, she’s already behaving like a brain dead adult, spending her mornings sitting on the concrete floor in her garage, mindlessly falling deeper and deeper into the numbing pleasures of a YouTube black hole.
As troubling as that still strikes me, today Kim posted a picture of North West that made me realize that everything was fine and I was just overreacting.
It’s a picture of North West caught in the act of stealing a pair of Kim’s thigh-high boots, and then realizing that high heels are too hard to walk in, giving up, and laying on the ground instead.
Kim wrote, “Didn’t think it would happen this soon…my baby girl stealing my shoes. At least she had good taste #Balenciaga.”
Granted, things may have worked out a little differently had the boots Nori tried to walk off with not been taller than she was, but you have to hand it to her: she may spend her mornings in a mind-numbing coma, but at least she has the right idea about heels.
Let’s see how long that lasts, shall we?