North West Is Already Over the Idea of Walking in High Heels
The last time I spoke to you about North West, I was concerned.
Even though North West is only three years old, sheâ€™s already behaving like a brain dead adult, spending her mornings sitting on the concrete floor in her garage, mindlessly falling deeper and deeper into the numbing pleasures of a YouTube black hole.
As troubling as that still strikes me, today Kim posted a picture of North West that made me realize that everything was fine and I was just overreacting.
Itâ€™s a picture of North West caught in the act of stealing a pair of Kim’s thigh-high boots, and then realizing that high heels are too hard to walk in, giving up, and laying on the ground instead.
Kim wrote, â€œDidnâ€™t think it would happen this soon…my baby girl stealing my shoes. At least she had good taste #Balenciaga.â€
Granted, things may have worked out a little differently had the boots Nori tried to walk off with not been taller than she was, but you have to hand it to her: she may spend her mornings in a mind-numbing coma, but at least she has the right idea about heels.
Let’s see how long that lasts, shall we?