Michelle Obama and Melania Literally Met at the White House to Sip Tea
Yesterday, while their husbands were talking politics, Michelle Obama and Melania were in the White House by themselves, literally sipping tea.
— CNN (@CNN) November 11, 2016
While there’s a high chance their conversation was forcibly polite and so dry you could feel your skin crack, we like to imagine that their conversation went something like this:
Michelle: Okay, so we didn’t allow the press to sit in on our little meeting so we could cut the bullshit. Your husband claims that nobody respects women more than him, but honestly girl, do you really believe that?
Melania: Michelle, do you think I wore that pussy bow shirt by accident?
Michelle: So about that speech you stole from me?
Melania: What? It was a good speech. Take it as a compliment.
And we’re not the only ones who thought the idea of Michelle and Melania sipping tea together was hilarious — Twitter LOLd at this idea too.
“Thank you for coming Melania…”
“Thank you for coming Melania…” pic.twitter.com/Ar7ZmKRBT9
— Alex (@alexmalloyy) November 10, 2016
Man, that Melania and Michelle meeting must have been awkward AF.
Melania: thank you for having me, I’m a huge fan.
Michelle: I know.
— Andrew Gregoire (@IamArg) November 11, 2016
Imagine the flash cards Barack and Michelle must be making for Donald and Melania right now
— Christian Zamora (@Christian_Zamo) November 10, 2016
Oh, to be a fly on that wall, am I right?
[H/T Perez Hilton]