Kylie Jenner’s Officially Been Outed As the Lead Singer of Terror Jr
UPDATE: Nevermind. Kylie made a statement on Snapchat about how she’s not involved with Terror Jr at all, although tbh, that still seems kinda sus to us.
From the beginning of Terror Jr’s public career, the popularity of the band has been buoyed by the rumors that their mysterious lead singer, known alternatively as “Lisa” and “Psycho Lisa,” was actually Kylie Jenner.
We asked Terror Jr via e-mail about this back in May, and while their official response then was, “We do appreciate the mystery thus far :),” some new evidence has come out that pretty much confirms Kylie Jenner is the lead singer of a band and there’s nothing you can do about it.
A muck-raking fan put on their smarty pants and found out that Kylie Jenner was listed as the performer in Terror Jr’s first single, “3 Strikes” on the American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers’ website.
CONFIRMED: Kylie Jenner is indeed the singer of Terror Jr. Check out ASCAP’s registered works pic.twitter.com/HJmB0CSTNt
— Tyler Minear (@TylerMinear) November 7, 2016
If you’re asking yourself, “why the fuck should I care about what the ASCAP says/ who are they anyway?” allow me to let you in on a little secret: they’re kind of a big deal.
The ASCAP’s an organization that consists of more than 575,000 songwriters, composers and music publishers including famous people you’ve actually heard of like Katy Perry, Beyoncé and Bruce Springsteen.
The ASCAP helps collect licensing fees from radio stations, music venues, websites, bars, mobile apps to help make sure that the artists you love get as rich as they possibly can, which means their writing credits are way more accurate than your average Wikipedia page.
Obviously then, since Mama Kris is all about that paper, you know she made sure Kylie’s name got on there from the very beginning.
Of course, there’s still a chance that this document could be doctored, but honestly, after listening to Terror Jr’s debut EP, I already came to the conclusion that there’s no way Kylie Jenner isn’t involved.
Plus how else does a band that comes out of literally nowhere have 7k followers and get verified on Twitter in just 6 months?
Being the upstanding journalists we are, we’ve reached out to Terror Jr for comment and will update you if we hear back from them.
[H/T Harper’s Bazaar]