Kim Kardashian Has Decided We Can’t Let OmbrÃ© Die Yet
We really thought this spring, it was time. Time for all of us to sproutÂ a pair of single-processed wings and fly far, far away from the tired-ass ombrÃ© trend.
But sadly, Kim Kardashian has decided that ombrÃ© isn’t done yet.Â OmbrÃ© will live on for yet another season. And it’s all because Kim had to re-ombrÃ© her hairÂ yesterdayÂ and Snapchat the results.
Kim’s choice to bleach her ends will have vast and unquantifiable repercussions in the suburbs of America.
Now that Kim has decided to dip her toe back in the ombrÃ© bleach pond, weÂ can just hear the sorority girls’ heads poking out from their burrows now,Â squealing as they make their way to the hair salon to reinforce their commitment to faded-looking hair for the spring and summer.
“I just wanted something a little more summery!” they’ll chirp. “Not a full balayage, just the bottom half! But like, natural!”
OmbrÃ© isÂ this generation’s skunky Kelly Clarkson highlight, and it has ruled the hair worldÂ for far too long.Â Like, come on guys, pick oneÂ hair color from root to tip! Shit or get off the pot, you know? Let’s try something new.
This is truly more controversial than Kim’sÂ nude selfie.
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