Jessica Alba Says She Doesn’t Work Out, Makes Us Question Everything
The only thing worse than the girl who “forgets” to eat is the girl who “doesn’t work out.” And not just any girl, the girl with the perfect body. The type of body that you look at and say, “if I make myself go to the gym every day this week and stop eating pizza on the weekends, I’ll maybe look like a way more average version of her.”
Jessica Alba is officially one of those girls.
She sat down with Ellen Degeneres and claimed that she never has time to go to the gym and just counts walking around with her son as a workout. What a joke.
When answering Ellen’s question about Halloween festivities, Alba said that she went to a neighbor’s block party, mentioning how the neighborhood was hilly and she got so much “exercise.”
“You walk up and down and you’re getting exercise, so I didn’t even need to go to the gym — not like I go to the gym, but I was like, I really don’t need to go to the gym.”
Literally, kill us now.
If we could just casually stroll up and down a couple hills with a toddler and look like Jessica Alba, sign us the fuck up. Unfortunately, if most of us dropped the gym to walk a couple laps around our hood, that’s not what we’d look like at all.
But then again, Jessica also probs has some fancy chef making her gluten-free, dairy-free, vegan shit on the daily. She probably also doesn’t sit at a desk all day and get office butt like the rest of us. Also, she could be fucking lying, and her idea of “never going to the gym” is still going to the gym twice a week.
After further probing from Ellen, Jessica admitted that yeah, she still def goes.
“If I work out four times, I consider it a successful week, but it’s typically more like two to three days a week because that’s what I have time for.”
Okay, well that settles that. Nice try, Jessica, better luck next time!