Ariana Grande Was Too Nervous To Tell Ellen What a Dick Bicycle Wasâ€¨
ICYMI, Ariana Grande has a song out right now thatâ€™s about having so much sex that you canâ€™t walk straight in the morning.
If that fact alone isnâ€™t enough to convince you that â€œSide to Sideâ€ is genius, allow us to tell you that the song also features a guest rap from Nicki Minaj in which the phrase, â€œride dick bicycleâ€ is used.
While most women can hear that lyric and immediately understand whatâ€™s going on, some women, like Ellen Degeneres, are blissfully clueless.
So when Ariana Grande made a guest appearance on Ellenâ€™s show, one of the first questions she got asked was WTF does dick bicycle means?
The audience laughed.
Ariana laughed, unsure of how explicit to be on daytime television.
After careful consideration she decided the answer was not very explicit and demurely replied, â€œOh you know.â€
Ellen countered, â€œI really donâ€™t,â€ adding, â€œis that like a banana seat?â€
The audience laughed some more, Ariana laughed some more and told Ellen, â€œkind of,â€ which is kind of true but also kind of not.
Realizing she clearly wasnâ€™t getting anywhere with this line of questioning, Ellen moved on to grilling Ariana about her new rapper boyfriend.
Believe it or not, but although Arianaâ€™s stammering continued, my interest in the interview waned to the point of non existence.
Ari bb, for the love of female sexuality, if youâ€™re woman enough to sing about riding dick all night, you need to have the balls to talk about it too.