Ivanka Trump Got a Ridic House Since Living in the White House Didn’t Pan Out

We all knew Ivanka Trump was moving to Washington because her father hooked her husband up with a primo job in the Oval Office, but it turns out she’s also gonna be Barack and Michelle’s neighbor.

How fun.

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Ivanka and Jared are all set to move into a $5.5 million house in the Kalorama neighborhood, just two short blocks away from the Obamas.

But wait, why that neighborhood?

Are Ivanka and Jared trying to send the Obamas a message, or something?

If so, the message is: Ivanka and Jared are crazy stupid rich.

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Mind-blowing, right?

The Kalorama neighborhood has been ranked as one of the wealthiest residential neighborhoods in the United States, serving not just as a residence for top dogs in the government but top CEOs like Amazon’s Jeff Bezos.

Like, just look at their new house!

It’s got everything.

A colonial vibe any conservative could really get behind.


A sunny living room to conduct secret meetings with foreign leaders far from the prying eyes of the public.


A staircase to threaten to throw journalists down if they dare to contradict your alternative facts.


A room with a fireplace for you to throw busts of your enemies into and maniacally cackle while you watch them burn.


And a spacious patio to throw super lit BBQs on!


So glad you found the perfect house for your fam, Ivanka.

[H/T Lonny]

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