Ivanka Trump Got a Ridic House Since Living in the White House Didn’t Pan Out
We all knew Ivanka Trump was moving to Washington because her father hooked her husband up with a primo job in the Oval Office, but it turns out she’s also gonna be Barack and Michelle’s neighbor.
Ivanka and Jared are all set to move into a $5.5 million house in the Kalorama neighborhood, just two short blocks away from the Obamas.
But wait, why that neighborhood?
Are Ivanka and Jared trying to send the Obamas a message, or something?
If so, the message is: Ivanka and Jared are crazy stupid rich.
The Kalorama neighborhood has been ranked as one of the wealthiest residential neighborhoods in the United States, serving not just as a residence for top dogs in the government but top CEOs like Amazon’s Jeff Bezos.
Like, just look at their new house!
It’s got everything.
A colonial vibe any conservative could really get behind.
A sunny living room to conduct secret meetings with foreign leaders far from the prying eyes of the public.
A staircase to threaten to throw journalists down if they dare to contradict your alternative facts.
A room with a fireplace for you to throw busts of your enemies into and maniacally cackle while you watch them burn.
And a spacious patio to throw super lit BBQs on!
So glad you found the perfect house for your fam, Ivanka.