Melania Trump’s “body double” and 13 other crazy celeb conspiracies
So you guys have heard some crazy conspiracy theories about celebrities in the media for a while now. From Avril Lavigne being dead and having a döppelganger to Tupac and Biggie being alive in Cuba, there are no limits to what people might believe about their favorite (or least favorite) celebs.
Read on to find out some of the craziest celeb conspiracy theories we’ve ever heard.
Side note: These are just CONSPIRACY THEORIES and are in no earthly way true. They are fun to joke about but they are not real nor are they possible so take this with a grain of salt.
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1. Melania Trump has a body double
So at Trump’s latest press conference, Melania Trump stood next to him, as First Ladies are wont to do. But the internet became convinced that it was actually a mysterious woman who looks strikingly similar to Melania. There is a whole twitter thread striving to prove that Melania used a body double to skip out on her hubby’s press conference so she could do better things with her time. But like… it’s not true, guys.
2. Taylor Swift is a satanist
There is this theory going around that Taylor Swift is a clone of Satanist Zeena LaVey who was the daughter of the church of Satan founder, Anton LaVey. While they do bear a uncanny resemblance to each other and Taylor is a snake which is pretty damn Satanic, I highly doubt that Taylor Swift has time to run a secretive cult.
3. Lorde is actually 40 years old
It all started at a pre-Grammy party, where Lorde joked about being 45 according to Vanity Fair. The internet took that joke and ran with it, claiming she created a fake birth certificate, and she’s even from the U.S.S.R. Pretty weird.
4. Stevie Wonder isn’t blind
Some weirdos believe Stevie Wonder, America’s national treasure, has lied to all of us about being blind. He has been caught catching a microphone, talked about landing a plane before, multiple people claimed that he can see, etc. With all that being said, this man is blind and has been blind all of his life so leave uncle Stevie alone!
5. Khloe Kardashian is OJ Simpson’s kid
People have been saying for years how Khloe Kardashian looks different from the rest of her siblings. So the internet did what the internet does and compared Khloe to OJ Simpson (one of Kris Jenner’s former friends) and now are whole-heartedly convinced that she is his daughter. Even Kris wanted to take a paternity test to put the rumors to rest.
6. Paul McCartney is dead
Paul McCartney is alive and kicking fyi, but this wiki page has alleged “proof” to show he was killed and replaced by a hired look-a-like named Billy Shears. They even made a movie about this whole hoax.
7. The Beatles never existed
So this conspiracy theory is actually completely insane because the world has seen the Beatles live in concert and heard their countless albums. But this website and many other “Beatles fans” believe otherwise.
8. Rihanna can’t wink
🚨 Rihanna can’t wink: A mini thread 🚨
— Not Again Ben 🙄 (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
This one made me cackle out loud cause I cannot wink either. So if Rihanna truly cannot wink, LEAVE HER ALONE. Not all of us are blessed with that gift.
9. Demi Lovato has a twin sister named Poot
There was a unflattering photo taken of Demi on the red carpet one night and the always hilarious internet concocted a story about Demi Lovato having a secret twin she keeps hidden in the basement called Poot. Poot just wanted some shine y’all, let her live.
10. The CIA killed Bob Marley
The CIA has been entangled in the conspiracy theory web for a long time. A bunch of nutcases are p confident they killed off John Lennon, JFK, and now Bob Marley.
“It’s suggested that they were behind the attempted assassination at Hope Road and, having failed to kill him, went about more surreptitious means to see him off. It’s said that Carl Colby, the son of late CIA director William Colby, later gave Marley a pair of boots and, when Bob tried them on, a radioactive copper wire inside pricked his toe, causing the cancer,” said NME.com.
Check your shoes before you put them on y’all.
11. Michael Jackson’s was chemically castrated due to acne medicine
Michael Jackson never lost his legendary high voice due to a type acne medicine that blocked his puberty at the age of 12, according to a French doctor. Lmao this cannot be true, due to the fact that we all know his adult singing voice sounds wayyyy different from when he was a child. Plus he clearly completed puberty! Boy byeeee.
And there are sooooo many Beyonce conspiracy theories like:
12. Beyoncé is actually Solange’s mom
According to some psycho Bey-hive fans (or haters), Beyoncé lied about being born in 1981 to cover up the fact that she gave birth to her sister Solange. According to these fans, she was born in 1974 but that means she would’ve had Solange at 12/13 which is still too young. Sorry weirdos, this isn’t legit.
13. Beyoncé is possessed by a demon
When Beyoncé performed at the 2016 SuperBowl halftime, people thought she looked more intense than usual. So the wonderful internet sleuths looked into her performance and came up with the conclusion that Beyoncé is possessed by a demon called Sasha Fierce. Wow.
14. Beyoncé kidnapped Sia
@BibleGirl666 Beyonce locked Sia in the basement and she is being forced to write songs all day #SaveSia pic.twitter.com/N72RhH4uVE
— denner (@dnnragsto) July 29, 2016
At one point all over Brazilian social media, people believed that Beyoncé kidnapped Sia to be her songwriting slave. You just can’t make this kind of stuff up people.