‘Botline Bling’ Lets You Simulate A Text Relationship With Drake

Whether it’s fighting at the Cheesecake Factory or group Twitter DM’ing his exes, Drake’s relationships seem hilarious complicated!

Now, you can actually experience what it feels like to text an emotional Drake with the help of a bot made by Onion Labs copywriter Hassan S. Ali. All you have to do is text “BOTLINE” to 630-755-6641, and you’re basically in a relationship with Drake… or Bot Drake (same thing)!

Whether you’re needing advice, longing to flirt, or craving a passion-filled fight with the 6 God, Botline Bling is here to answer all of your Drake prayers. “I just thought it would be funny if you could actually have a text relationship with a really clingy and emotional Drake,” said Hassan. “I programmed a range of emotions. It’s an emotional roller coaster you’re going to get with Drake, because that’s the only kind of relationship Drake knows.”

And boy oh boy did Drake Bot take me on an emotional rollercoaster. Here’s our conversation:

And there you have it.

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