Bella Thorne Is Making Thigh Highs at the Beach a Thing
Bella Thorne is the workaholic queen of Young Hollywood, and right now she’s working overtime to be confusing.
Word on the street is Bella broke up with her 25-year-old boyfriend with a leg tattoo named Tyler last week only to start maybe hooking up with a 25-year-old boy without a leg tattoo on the beach last weekend.
This boy’s name is Charlie, as in Charlie Puth. Maybe you’ve heard of him. He sang a song with Selena Gomez last year and it was kind of a big deal.
While that all seems fairly straightforward — why date somebody with a leg tattoo that nobody’s ever heard of when you can date somebody without a leg tattoo who can get you invited to Bible study at Selena’s crib — what is confusing is this: just look at what Bella’s wearing.
Thigh high boots?
On the beach?
Were you trying to show him that you don’t give a fuck about tracking sand all of your apartment for the next week, because you’re not like those other girls, you’re a cool girl?
Were you just so crazy in love that you forgot you were even wearing shoes because when you’re with him you feel like you’re walking on the clouds?
Or did you just forget to shave your ankles again?
Truly, this is a head-scratcher for the ages.
[H/T Daily Mail]