A Surprising Amount of People Have Had a Sober One Night Stand
Whether you’ve only had a singleÂ one night stand or your entire sex life consists of sex with randos that you never see again, one thing is for sure, you weren’t sober, right?
It’s one thing to go home with a stranger and let him or her explore your most private areas, but it’s a completely different thing to do that without having had 10 tequila shots prior. Like seriously, who the f has sober one night stands besides psychos and peopleÂ with the confidence level of Donald Trump?
Well, turns out, there are some creatures on this earth who have the balls to letÂ a stranger fondle their titties without having a sip of alcohol… or not enough to get drunk… which is kinda the same thing.
In fact, 1/3 of people surveyed by Temptr, a new app, admitted to soberly having sex with someone they’d just met. Crazy, am I right?
But don’t worry, the majority of the people surveyed are drunk horn balls just like the rest of us. 81% of people feel too nervous to have a one night stand sober (rightfully so), and two-thirds of people have never had a one night stand without being turnt.
This data came from a study of 2,000 Brits between the ages of 18-40, which shows that even “adults” are not down with a sober fuck. Because just like anal sex needs lube, sex with randos needs alcohol. I mean, you’re literally feeling around a stranger’s naked body and may or may not be putting their genitals in your mouth, and that needs a little liquid courage, am I right?
If you are one of the weirdos that have had a sober one night stand, we’re not sure if we should be disgusted or envious. I mean damn, you must be pretty fucking secure with yourself.Â You go Glen Coco!