12 lyrics that prove Christina Aguilera was the biggest fuckgirl in pop
Being a fuckgirl is a hard job, but somebody has to do it.
JK it’s actually pretty easy to treat most guys like disposable pieces of ass that are only good for getting you off and buying you things, because that’s exactly what most of them end up being. But I digress.
While there have been numerous notable fuckgirls throughout time, Christina Aguilera was by far the biggest fuckgirl in pop music.
She wasn’t afraid to dress thotty, sing about how much she loved getting it in, or let guys know if they didn’t rub her the right way she could show them the door.
Then she went back to basics and ruined her fuckgirl rep, but until then, she was a fuckgirl legend.
And here are 12 lyrics to prove it.
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1.
“If you wanna be with me, I can make your wish come true / You gotta make a big impression, I gotta like what you do” – “Genie in a Bottle”
Foreplay: get with it, or get out.
2.
“I wanna thank you for giving me time to breathe / like a rock you waited so patiently / while I got it together, while I figured it out” – “What a Girl Wants”
This is an entire song about how Christina’s boyfriend waited for her while she thotted around town on the off chance she could find somebody she liked more. Granted if she was a boy we’d hate her for it, but every now and then the double standard has to exist as a positive thing. Let’s call it karma for the wage gap, or something.
3.
“Boy I couldn’t care less / what you do with your time / your fingertips on my hips / just move me like one of a kind” – “When You Put Your Hands on Me”
Preach, girl. Preach.
4.
“Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir) / Voulez vous coucher avec moi” – “Lady Marmalade”
True fuckgirls know how to ask somebody if they want to fuck in a variety of foreign languages. Never let anything get in the way of you getting it in.
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5.
“If you look back in history / it’s a common double standard of society / the guy gets all the glory, the more he can score / while the girl can do the same and yet you call her a whore / I don’t understand why it’s okay / the guy can get away with it, the girl gets named” – “Can’t Hold Us Down “
This song is literally the fuckgirl manifesto. Get into it.
6.
“Let’s get dirrty, that’s my jam / I need that, uh to get me off / sweating ‘til my clothes come off” – “Dirrty”
Let him know!!
7.
“Give all you got (give it to me), just hit the spot” – “Dirrty”
Take note: you have one job when it comes to sex. Make her come or die trying.
8.
“Sorry just know what I want / sorry I’m not a virgin” – “Stripped Pt. 2″
Sorry, not sorry.
9.
“Now I don’t mind us being some kind of casual thing / Listen, all I want to do for now / is have you come and take all of me” – “Get Mine, Get Yours”
Casual things are the fuckgirl’s natural habitat.
10.
“If you see me with a man / understand that you can’t question me / the feelings that you caught / ain’t my fault can’t help your jealousy” – “Get Mine, Get Yours”
Besides getting pregnant, catching feelings is the scariest thing that could happen to a fuckgirl. She’s not about to let it happen to her, so if it happens to you, well, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
11.
“It ain’t about the kissing and hugging / because this is a physical loving” – “Get Mine, Get Yours”
Could she make it any clearer?
12.
“No strings attached, I want your body, not your heart” – “Get Mine, Get Yours”
Actually she could make it clearer.
Somebody put this on a t-shirt.
