Kris Jenner posted a detox tea ad on Instagram and everyone lost their sh*t
Kris Jenner may not have as many followers as the children she grew in her womb do, but now that she’s the most popular person on Instagram, it was only a matter of time before she agreed to do an Instagram detox tea ad.
And it is everything.
Blessed be the spon con.
Obviously the Kardashian-Jenners are no strangers to Instagram detox ads.
Kim’s done them.
Kylie’s done them.
Khloe’s done them.
Kourtney’s done them.
And while Kendall’s never actually posted something about it on IG, she did tell the media she drank “like 12 cups a day” of detox tea, so that counts.
But all of their attempts to sell me Instagram tea pale in comparison to the magical spon con Kris Jenner posted yesterday.
In the picture, she standing in a gym, with a pair of Adidas tennis shoes conspicuously placed in the background, which begs the question, is Kris double-dipping on the spon com?
I hope so. She deserves all the money in the world.
As your eyes slowly pan up, you get blinded by her mesmerizingly bright cheek highlight, and then realize that her deep brown eyes are piercing straight into your soul.
With pursed lips and a just barely pushed out chest, Kris Jenner stands there, resplendent in a black sports bra and leggings combo. She looks great. Her arms look toned and her exposed midriff looks flat as a board. She is goals personified.
And just when you think things couldn’t get more perfect, your eyes fall on the wonderful words she chose to caption the ad with.
“#ad People always ask me how I stay in shape and looking so good. I detox regularly, especially pre-summer. @flattummytea is my this year’s summer must-have and uhh, I feel amazing (go get some today, there’s a 20% off sale on!)”
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Uhh, to whichever executive at Flat Tummy Tea made this happen, I just want you to know, I’m sending over all the love you never got in your childhood right now.
Keep up the good work.