18 Bizarre Tweets Ivanka Trump Actually Wrote
After years of being a golden child of New York society, Ivanka Trump has — deservedly — fallen on hard times.
But you know one thing the world will never be able to take away from her?
Her innate ability to compose 140 character snap shots of her life that will make you type out the acronyms “LOL,” “WTF,” and “SMDH” with equal frequency.
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Clearly, she takes after her father in that way. And her step-mother.
Come to think of it, do you think there’s something in the water at Trump Tower or does Donald just make the most prized members of his fam take the same media training course?
Anyway, here’s a handful of Ivanka’s that tickled my funny bone on this blustery February morning.
May they warm your heart as well.
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Don’t cut in 1/2 a recipe’s suggested amount of sugar when baking banana bread for your son’s bake sale. I did, and the result is not pretty!
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) November 22, 2016
TBH, been there Ivanka.
On rainy days like today I am really glad we have a @Starbucks in #TrumpTower!
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) January 14, 2014
Must be nice, girl.
My fav Kereokee songs: Rebel Yell, Shoop,Honky Tonk Woman,Highway Man, Faith,Shook Me All Night Long. I’m going to try them all out tonight!
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) January 8, 2012
Buck.Wild.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) August 23, 2011
What a jokester! If only her father’s presidency was also just a joke.
Dunkin Donuts really nailed it when they invented the Dunkacinno! Yum!
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) June 19, 2011
Better not let Starbucks know you’re cheating on them bb. They might take a public stand in favor of immigrants, or something. Oh, wait. They already did.
See what your Tweets are costing your father, Ivanka?
Just wait til he finds out.
No more sitting in on phone calls with foreign leaders you don’t have security access to be talking to!
Just walked by an all mac n’ cheese take out restaurant. Dozens of varieties…Genius!
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) January 9, 2011
Lol
So excited to be enjoying a mellow saturday night at home. Watching “A Few Good Men” on @AMC…love this movie!
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) June 19, 2011
One thing I learned from reading through Ivanka’s old tweets is that she’s a major film buff.
Just saw The Town. It’s a great movie. A lot of action, good plot and great acting… I’d definitely recommend it!
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) September 27, 2010
How are you gearing up for superbowl? I’m TIVOing “Gone with the Wind.” Ok, not really…
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) February 7, 2010
I just saw Avatar in Imax…it was amazing. So visually stunning.
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) January 10, 2010
2009
Debating between watching The Godfather II or The Proposal…couldn’t be more different and yet I’m still torn.
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) November 16, 2009
Just saw Bridesmaids. it was definitely less funny than I expected based on the good reviews I’d heard…it was pretty depressing actually.
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) July 10, 2011
Of course the one she didn’t like was the one all about women.
You’re so your father’s daughter.
Just met Prince Harry….sigh!
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) June 27, 2010
You do know Jared can see your Twitter feed, right?
Accidentally just took a prenatal yoga class…esp weird because no one looked pregnant.
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) January 31, 2010
Awkward.
Safari fun fact: Did you know elephants eat up to 5% of their body weight daily but only digest 40% of what they eat?
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) December 28, 2009
I never thought I’d say this but, thanks, Ivanka!
Not going to lie…I love birthdays! Especially my own!
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) October 30, 2009
Me too! Oh my god, you’re actually starting to seem relatable to me.
Just finished a gorgeous hike. The leaves are spectacular and the sun is shining. Everything is simply perfect! I’m getting married today!
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) October 25, 2009
And just in case you’re concerned about the veracity of these tweets, Ivanka’s heard your concerns and issued the following statement:
Wrong. No one tweets on my behalf. I write and post all my own tweets. @BrandIdeas
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) July 15, 2012
Phew. I can rest easy tonight.
Or, at least I can until your father starts a Twitter war with North Korea that turns into an actual war.
Man.
What a time to be alive.
