Where to buy micro bikinis for under $20

You know what they say: you never forget your first micro-bikini.

Okay, maybe nobody says that, but I’ll never forget the first time I saw a micro-bikini.

I was at a friend’s house watching “The Girls Next Door” and the three leading ladies (Holly, Kendra, and Bridget) were all cozied up for a calendar shoot wearing the teeniest tiniest bikinis I’d ever seen. Naturally, these bikinis made their boobs look even bigger than they normally did and left little to the imagination.

About eight years later, I bought my own at a boutique in Miami. But if you’re not planning a trip to the 305 anytime soon, you might wonder where the average thot can buy such a tiny bikini? Answer: Yandy, naturally.

And they’re being sold for a mere $20 right now, so even if you only wear it for one Instagram photoshoot, it won’t be a waste of money. Here are some of our faves:

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The Barbie Girl


Metallic Pink Micro Tri Top and G String, $18

Your Barbie doll def had a similar suit to this one, although it probably covered a little more of her vag, I presume. Unlike Barbie, you’re a grown ass woman with a working vagina that can rock this while twerking on yachts all summer long!


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The “I spend weekends in Ibiza with your dad”


Strappy Black Micro Bikini, $19

This is like that one Victoria’s Secret bikini you desperately wanted two years ago, but way skimpier in the best way possible. You’ve surely seen a variation of this on your fave Instagram model’s account, although she may or may not have been wearing this much baby oil as an accessory.


Heart on your sleeve nips


Heart Hottie String Bikini, $20

Anyone who wears this to the actual beach or pool is extremely bold. But if that doesn’t seem feasible for you, it would be great for a music festival lewk.


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