Let’s Drink to Taco Bell’s Insane New Menu Items
Ever since Taco Bell started offering breakfast, they’ve been getting weirder and weirder with their menu. And weird is a good thing.
In fact, starting today, they’re offering a brand new delicacy: The Loaded Taco Burrito.
WTF is a taco-burrito? Great question.
According to a press release, it’s a taco on the inside and a burrito on the outside. It includes beef, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, sour cream, avocado ranch, and crispy tortilla strips. Unlike most wacky fast food treats you see on the internet, this is legit available nationwide in the US starting today.
But, just in case you want to lust after some fast food freakiness, Taco Bell is launching two other franken-foods at special locations in the US. People in Columbus, Ohio, can get their hands on the Mexican Crispy Chicken Pizza, which looks similar to the KFC Chicken Pizza that was recently released in Singapore, except with more “Mexican” flavor.
If that doesn’t tickle your fancy, Taco Bell is also launching something called the Naked Breakfast Taco in Flint, Michigan. Because if people can’t get clean water, they can at least have breakfast tacos, am I right? The taco is made with a fried egg shell filled with potato bites, sausage or bacon, nacho cheese, and shredded cheddar. Delish.
Assuming you’re not in Flint or Columbus, you can still get The Loaded Taco Burrito wherever you are. And maybe call up your friends in those two cities and ask them to order all the test foods so that they can be brought to your area soon. ‘Cuz I mean, who doesn’t want to try a pizza made out of fried chicken?
H/T: Refinery 29