T Swift Is Wearing Her Hair Like She Did In 2010 To Win Back Your Love
Taylor Swift has reached a critical moment in her campaign to make everybody like her again.
First, she tried posting cute cat videos, then she moved on to walking like a crab, and now sheâ€™s actually trying to TURN BACK TIME by wearing her hair like she didÂ from roughly 2008 to 2011, back when she was still a universally loved figure.
Yes, itâ€™s onlyÂ Monday and Taylor’sÂ week is NOT off to a good start.
Over the weekend, T Swift hung out in the Hamptons, celebrating the birth of her BFFÂ Karlie Kloss, showing off her sexual dance moves while duetting with Nelly, and wearing her hair in ringlets again.
Nelly brought Taylor up on stage at Karlie Kloss’ birthday party to sing his hit song ‘Dilemma’ together! pic.twitter.com/sumSFEzrQW
â€” Taylor Swift Updates (@1989TUpdates) August 7, 2016
Obviously, we saw through this move right away for what it really was: a cheap ploy.
Whatâ€™s she going to do next?
Make a country album?
Put her music catalogue back on Spotify?
Patch things up with Harry Styles, Jake Gyllenhaal or even, dare we say it, John Mayer?
Sigh, life was a whole lot simpler for all of us before â€œDear John.â€
You sure did, T Swift.
And nobody will ever be able to take that away from you.