Taylor Swift Is Walking Like a Crab Now to Get You to Like Her Again
As we reported yesterday, Taylor Swift is currently taking a little time off her relationship with Tom Hiddleston to focus on what’s really important: making you like her again.
Yesterday she resorted to posting cute cat videos on Instagram and now she’s walking like a crab.
That’s right, Taylor Swift is walking like a crab now.
Okay, so maybe it had a little to do with the fact that she doesn’t want the paparazzi to see her in this trying time, but do you really think it was an accident that she chose to walk in such a viral way?
Taylor Swift is DESPERATE for your love right now, people.
Can you not just give it to her already?
Hasn’t she suffered enough?
[H/T The Cut]