â€¨Rob Insists On Reading All of Chynaâ€™s Text Messages Like a Psycho Now
Less than a month after Rob & Chyna pretended that Rob was â€œtexting bitchesâ€ so weâ€™d watch their new TV show, theyâ€™re trying the same trick again, only this time itâ€™s Chynaâ€™s turn to be the one possibly texting hoes.
â€œYo, whoâ€™s this hitting your phone over and over?â€ Rob passively asks his fiancee in a new promo while sheâ€™s trying to look busy in the bathroom.
â€œI donâ€™t know, what does the name say?â€ Chyna answers, before realizing she forgot to ask the most obvious question in the book: â€œWhy are you eve in my phone?â€
They thenÂ proceed to have a non-fight about the fact that Chyna changed her password because she doesnâ€™t think itâ€™s chill that Robâ€™s suddenly decided he wants to be a psycho and read all of her text messages.
â€œI just donâ€™t get why you even care if I go through your phone,” Rob tells his fiancÃ©e, pretending to be completely oblivious to the rules of common decency.
The man grew up with five sisters. He may not be the brightest bulb in the shed, but he can’t expect us to believe he’sÂ thatÂ dumb.
â€œI donâ€™t understand why Rob would even think that Iâ€™m doing anything wrong,â€ Chyna explains to the camera. â€œIâ€™m four months pregnant, I have two businesses that Iâ€™m running, Iâ€™m with King [her child with Tyga] and I literally donâ€™t leave the house so what could I possibly be doing?â€
Creating drama to sell us your television show.
Thatâ€™s what youâ€™re doing, Chyna.
We see everything, bb.