Rob & Chyna Are Pretending He’s Been ‘Texting B*tches’ So We’ll Watch Their Show
You probably forgot about this, but Rob & Chyna have a new TV show that’s about to air on E! called Rob & Chyna.
Well, actually E! is trying to pass it off as a “docuseries,” but let’s be real, it’s gonna be junk food.
Greasy, cheese-covered, stomach ache-inducing junk food.
Still, they want you to watch it, so they’re going their best to stir up some juicy gossip, like the fact that Rob is maybe still “texting bitches” even though Chyna is pregnant and engaged to be his wife.
Please, E!.
Like we’re all really going to believe that Rob, a reclusive shut-in whose biggest claim to independent fame is being a sock mogul, could actually finesse an affair behind his savvy fiancé’s back.
Get real. The only females Rob is texting are either related to him or pregnant with his child.
We will probably watch the trailer though.
A. Because we’re curious
B. Because it’s right here
[H/T E!]
